I have shoplifted four times in my life. Each time it was one item stolen, lifted from the store shelf and pocketed. I still remember what they were. A snickers bar, a nutrageous, a butterfingers, and a thing of peanut butter cups. Oh yeah I'm a rebel, deal with it.

 

I urinate in public places.

In my defense, I fear contracting the dreaded "uromysitisis"

 

I pay transvestites to roleplay-rape me.

 

The thrill of committing misdemeanors goes away when you move up to felonies

Began with stealing from a friend when I was about 10 (I hated him anyway), moved to plagiarism, then cheating on a Geography test... looking at porn when I was too young , downloading music (the worst crime of them all!... because it was shitty music), drinking underage, trespassing on private property, eventually breaking and entering a condemned building (there was actually no breaking involved but oddly enough "entering" can't stand by itself) and stealing from the place (not like anybody was keeping track of what was inside anyway!). Not to mention all the loose change I've found lying around that I took (It's illegal to pick up a penny from the parking lot, you know). Also witnessing other people's crimes without reporting, making me an accomplice.

I'm sure I've forgotten something.

But remember! I'm a fine, upstanding member of my community, honest to a fault, and a perfect gentleman for a gal to bring home to meet the parents. At least that's what they say

 

I'm drinking a fifth on this one.

 

Last Friday, I placed the GPS unit on the middle of the dashboard instead of the left side.

 

i smoke that Kush.

 

Smoked a drug that is now illegal in Australia through the hours the law was introduced. And sparked up especially for the announcement.

 

smoke sometime?

 

Drove 90mph in a 35mph zone.

Talked on a cellie while driving a school bus.

Brought said school bus through a drive thru.

 

Hmmm, were you in said "school bus" when you drove 90mph in that 35mph zone?

 

Probably a bad idea for anyone to post somethin that could get hem arrested or fined. Ill pass on this one

 

If you really wanted to pass on this one you wouldn't post in it.

 

lol yessir

 

I did 70mph in a 30 while learning to drive :excited:

 

I sometimes dont pick up after my dog.

 

Since you didn't specify activities unknown to the police, I was involved in a few armed robberies in my badly misspent youth.

They already know about it, though.

 

So, speeding should be one of them...

Also, some times, drinking some alcohol and driving...

Having the carelessness, some times, to throw away the burnt cigarette from the car, instead of putting it into the ashtray...

Parking in forbidden places...

So, you see? Only from driving a car and you can get into a lot of trouble!

 

In a past life I was a mover, and a shaker. I learned to become a producer in science at college, cooked up a nice stew and lost my eyebrows for three months. After that I alt f4ed the game and had alot of people angry, but considering my last two jobs I walked away with noone on my back.

Bought a car with it all then totaled it. Waste of money lol

Good thing I dont do stupid stuff anymore, its too much paranoia and stress lol.

Btw, if anyone uses swim, (someone who isnt me) to say what they have done to "protect themselves from law enforcement action" it doesnt work. Its just as self incriminating as saying I.