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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

WOW lol

 

nice work done

 

That's hilarious.

In Texas, it's illegal to own more than 1 or 2 (can't remember the exact amount, but it's low) sex toys.

 

in the missisipi or however you spell it , it is illegal for dogs and cats to be enemys and in another state its illegal to reverse into a parking spot :shock:

 

Who enforces these rules inside their homes?

 

Ut oh.

 

lol thanks for the laugh

 

wow im in MN and I didnt know any of the ones that applied to MN :shock: :?:

 

I always said laws were made to be broken but this shit is ridiculous. lol

 

Yeah, there are a lot of laws that just never get changed. Like the one here in ND. You're allowed to kill an Indian (Native American) if you're in a covered wagon.

 

in va you are allowed to beet your wife if it is a sunday, on the steps of town hall, between 12:00 noon and 3:00pm

 

Here are a few more that I found.

It's against the law in Willowdale, Oregon, for a husband to curse during sex.

Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown - if they're nude. (Apparently, if you wear socks, you're safe from the law!)

The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.

It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car in investigate.

A Florida sex law: If you're a single, divorced or widowed woman, you can't parachute on Sunday afternoons.

Women aren't allowed to wear patent-leather shoes in Cleveland, Ohio - a man might see the reflection of something "he oughtn't!"

No woman may have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance within the boundaries of Tremonton, Utah. If caught, the woman can be charged with a sexual misdemeanor and "her name is to be published in the local newspaper." The man isn't charged nor is his name revealed!

In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish. (So does that mean he can have it with a dead one?)

In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.

An excerpt from Kentucky state legislation: "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club."

In Michigan a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.

In Ventura County, California cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.

In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night).

Sodomy laws have been repealed--or are ignored--in most states, but not Georgia, where a man was sentenced not long ago to five years in prison for engaging in oral sex. With his wife. With her consent. In their home. His predicament has apparently been a source of considerable amusement to other inmates. (Not sure why they said oral sex when it's a sodomy law)

California husbands and wives can both still get a fifteen year penitentiary term for engaging in certain sexual practices. They are specifically prohibited from engaging in any oral activities even in the privacy of their own bedroom.

Women who go out on the streets alone at night in Kansas City, Kansas, can be arrested under an obscure 1901 city ordinance. Any unattended females can be picked up by the police if they are "in the streets or any public place without lawful business and without giving a good accounting of themselves."

Buggery in Nebraska (Revised Statutes 28-919) is never to be treated lightly! So-called buggery, or anal copulation, can bring a whopping twenty years in the penitentiary. And buggery in Pennsylvania (Statute 4501) is deadly serious as well. It can bring transgressors a $5,000 fine and ten years at hard labor.

Indiana and Wyoming both have laws against anyone's enticing, alluring, instigating, or helping a person under twenty-one to masturbate. This activity is known in legal circles as an act of "self pollution."

And finally, South Dakota takes a back seat to no one when it comes to retaining interesting old laws. Prostitutes there are still prohibited from plying their trade out of a covered wagon!

 

Rain, Sodomy is defined as both oral and anal sexual activity, at least under U.S. governments definition.

 

Okay, I didn't know that. Thanks.

 

Np girl

 

i lve in texas. san antonio . if you own more then 1 sex toy , its concidered that your your a dealer, and thats illegal . good thing they dont check my closet :twisted: i have a whole box full. rather it be strapons (6) or just plain ol toys, dildos, vibrators, cockrings. whipps, paddles, gags,restraints, rope..... you get the picture. :evil:

 

um your wrong i dont know where you got that crazy stuff at i use to live in texas and me annd my wife owned quite a few toys they have shops everywhere lmao

 

In one country it is illegal to be on this site:twisted: