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  1. jcw1

    jcw1 Porn Surfer

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    nice one
     
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  2. thomas1

    thomas1 Sex Machine

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    wow didn't know all that:p :p
     
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  3. bob dillan

    bob dillan Newcumer

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    lol good info
     
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  4. crazyazaindian

    crazyazaindian Porn Star Suspended!

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    In Virginia it is Illegal for a single man to own a goat.(Unless he lives with his sister).,,,,,,, oh so its not ok to fuck a goat but incest is ok but some sisters look like goats lol....... the crazy one
     
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  5. XENA

    XENA Porno Junky

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    These are hilarious, especially the "parts of Michigan" Could there be any logic in that.Calling Mr. Spock.

    Wonder how many people in Idaho are in prison for life because of oral sex.:eek:
     
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  6. gauloises

    gauloises Sex Lover

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    WoW
     
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  7. DogRedScottie

    DogRedScottie Picasso of Porn

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    Aparently the US has a problem getting OLD laws off the books.

    Even the laws that are unconstitutional are a pain in the BUTT (no pun)
    to have stricken.

    The removal prosses is SO tedious that many odd laws exist in all states, but most are from the older states (involving horse/carage laws) and when
    religion still had influance in the law making prosses.

    Dumb Laws in Wyoming:
    It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking.
     
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  8. DogRedScottie

    DogRedScottie Picasso of Porn

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    California Law:

    Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
     
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  9. bluesemarang

    bluesemarang Porn Surfer

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    Nice Posting And Keep On It...thanks:d
     
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  10. Anonymous Master

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    they SERIOUSLY let you beat your wife and shoot a scotsman everyday but sunday?!? god damn the US is more fucked up then I thought! The retarded laws made in US is what makes me fucking hate our president and government

    so like, if you took that scotsman to whatever place it says its not illegal to shoot him on sudays, and you shot him in the face and he died. No one would give a shit? cops that witnessed it would be like.. "oh its not sunday, move along" thats so fucked up

    and sucking someons dick can get your life in jail? ROFLMAO! just imagine your inmate

    inmate "hey buddy, what you in for?"

    you "sucking my husband's dick"

    inmate "yea... me too..."
     
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  11. JackMore63

    JackMore63 Porn Surfer

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    totally useless laws

    these posts prove how far our collective heads have been up our collective asses for long periods of time.
     
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  12. Mr.EyeballzZz

    Mr.EyeballzZz Newcumer

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    lol

    n1 xD
     
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  13. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    Another good one I read years ago, don't remember where this was the law:

    To drive a car on a public road you must have a man walk in front with a red lantern.

    So help me I really did see this.
     
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  14. Anonymous Master

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    in what country?
     
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  15. stumbler

    stumbler Porn Star

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    Great thread, especially the original theme and content. Just loved it and missed it the first couple times around.
     
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  16. racefan_52

    racefan_52 Porn Surfer

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    I will have to rember the one about Garlic on the breath in Alexandria MN, since I live about 15 west of Alexandria
     
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  17. DogRedScottie

    DogRedScottie Picasso of Porn

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    Bump

    This was a GOOD thread!:rolleyes:
     
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  18. NYCPunkSlut

    NYCPunkSlut Porn Star

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    i had a pretty shitty weekend but this made laugh and forget it all, so frigging funny
     
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  19. clubsixty9

    clubsixty9 Porn Star

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    So you would have me believe that religion no longer has any influence in the law-making process??? What planet are you living on??? Sorry, I had to say it!! :D
     
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  20. DogRedScottie

    DogRedScottie Picasso of Porn

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    Maybe I should of said "when the religious actualy WROTE the the laws"!
     
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