My boyfriend broke up with me a month ago. I told him I wanted 2 or cocks at once and he called me a slut. Now that we're over I really want to be in a threesome but I don't know how to get 2 guys that want to. Any advice?? Guys or girls welcome

 

hey

 

Here my fool proof ingenius plan...

Find two male friends (friends with eachother not necassarily your friends although they can be it really doesn't matter)

Say to them "would the pair of you like to have a threesome with me?"

99% guarenteed they'll say yes.

You have your threesome.

PROFIT

 

A good piece of advice never do it with friends or any one you're likely to see again it can make it really complicated.And if you don't like it or they're shit you'll never have to see them again.I also agree with the last comment most men with a pulse would definately be up for it.

 

Friends that are fairly close to you may not be the best idea, especially if they're close to your ex. Things might get weird afterward and there's always the possibility of jealousy rearing its ugly head. However, if there is two guys you feel you could do this with without complications, make sure you all talk with one another beforehand so each of you know what to expect and set rules if you want any. If your looking to go the more anonymous route, you may want to look up swingers clubs in your area or try and arrange one online. Either way, the best advice I can give is to be safe and have good communication. I haven't actually had a threesome (though I'd fucking love it), but this is what I would do.

 

You never get what you don't ask for.

Sometimes it is that simple.

 

This is a joke, right?

Just be careful you don't ask this question in a crowd, because you might get 7 guys and have an octo-some.

Not all guys would go for this (about 1 in 5 guys are actually prudes, whether for religious reasons, or what and you will probably find 1 in five who won't do it because they think there cock is too small and don't want to be embarrassed in front of other guys), but I bet, unless you are extremely unattractive, have extremely poor hygiene, and/or have the personality of a queen bitch, you will be able to get at least 2 if not 3 of every 5 guys you ask to go for it.

 

I asked a guy that I'd been having sex with, JUST sex, if he wanted to have one. The next time he phoned me to come over there was 4 other men there. Didn't work out fully, but damn close.
I wouldn't ask a friend, because of the "OMG you want to WHAT?" issue, but if your having one night stands, it sure doesn't hurt to ask.
I agree with Ump, a few are gonna say no, but you will find a few that want to.

I wouldn't go into it with men you don't know at all either. It could very easily go bad. It helps to have one guy you trust, at least a little, there.

 

I totally agree with KVWife. Don't do it with 2 or 3 strangers. BAD move.

 

my first, and only threesome was "sort of" random. basically i nailed the two best friends of my ex, we'd only been broken up for 2 weeks. it was my way of saying "fuck you"!

anyway, in terms of guys... honestly? just get a couple of beers in them and start getting naked.
there was a girl who i'd managed to talk into coming over to my place a few years ago, it was an apartment and the door lock was a number code job. i'd given my best friend the code and said "come over whenever" sort of thing. he chose to come over when i was trying to get into her pants, with 2 of my other friends. a few vodkas later and i took her upstairs to have my fun, they all heard, and snuck into the room to jack off while watching. which quickly turned into something more.

oh alcohol... the things you make people do