Last week I was looking for a bra in my room and I was bent over in my favorite pair of panties (a purple thong) and nothing else. While I was my great dane came in and mounted me. Before I really knew what was going on he was inside me. But I'm really embarressed now because I didn't try to stop him...he was just..so big. A LOT bigger than my (at the time) boyfriend.. Am I a slut because of this..?

 

No you're really not a slut, because there's a 99% chance you're really not a girl. Have a nice day

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

 

I'd say 100%

and a lil slut.

 

Thats soo hott and i dont know ...

 

You probably don't know much about dogs either. I happen to own a Great Dane and have seen his penis after he serviced another Great Dane. It really isn't that big.♠

 

either that or her ex boyfriend was REALLY REALLY small. lol

But I tend to agree with others. I've been mounted by a dog on more than one occasion (same dog... just had a major hard-on for me) and first off, he never aimed so well as to "surprise me". Second, after working with a breeder for some time, I know how rare it is for them to have good aim right out the gate. All too often, someone would have to help him get it in there. And finally, even huge dogs really don't have very large cocks. The sheath can look pretty impressive. But the red-rocket is never very large.

 

I think you need to take your dog to the Vet.


Not to have him put down, but to have his claws trimmed, he must've left terrible scratches on your back.... :roll:

 

A moment's thought should tell you that, as with people, dog's cocks come in different sizes. What you "know" from seeing one Great Dane boner doesn't count for any more than "knowing" how big men's cocks if you've only seen one.

Of course the OP's story might be BS, but that's always the case, i'nit? There's nothing in the story itself that proves it's BS. Sometimes people are just eager to call BS on a story because the story grosses them out.

 

It really wasn't that funny, nor was it much of a story. Where's the punch line? Where's the humor?
The plot and setting were non-existent; the characters were flat and uninspired; and there was no resolution.

 

But then, it wasn't the butler whodunnit, it was the dog. Now you can say anything about the the story, but that *is* quite original.

 

How many here that have been mounted by a dog have taken his knot?

 

:laughing: this should have been moved to the (short) stories section months ago!

 

Personally I thought your story was crap, not because it is complete bullshit and never happened but because it is
A not funny,
B not horny, and
C Just plain wrong on just about every possible level.

 

I used to have a neighbour who was "married" to dogs, but... she was a certified mentally disordered person...

Don't take me wrong! I'm not sending you to the doctors! It's just a fact of life that I've described.

 

Don't feed the trolls...