Before I begin, let me get this out of the way. Stumbler's response to this thread will be "Fuck you" or "You fucking liar". Yes, I get it, you're soooo articulate.

Anyway, as I pointed out in another thread, it has been found that no incumbent President has been re-elected when unemployment is over 7%. Obama is in some deep dark doo doo. Unless he does a 180 and embraces capitalism, he's finished-stick a fork in him-he's done. With that said, let's think of some jobs that the former liar in chief could pursue.

Manager, Walmart. Obama goes in thinking that he's going to unionize everyone and destroy American capitalism once and for all (he still doesn't get it), but in a cruel twist of irony, he's been hired to deal with the paperwork for that healthcare Godzilla that he created. "Oh shit", he thinks, "what the fuck have I done ? Michelle shouldn't have kept me stoned." Months later, he resigns, asking Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton if he can join their extortion and shakedown racket.

Bordello Operator, Nevada. Once he's quit Walmart and been laughed out of Jackson's "hymietown", Obama goes, hat in hand to Nevada (you see, former Presidents make their money sitting in a figurehead position on the board of directors for a couple of corporations, but no corporation will embrace an avowed enemy of capitalism). Anyway, Obama ends up at a bordello, thinking that he can do "some pimping", after all, he's been screwing America in the butt, this should come easy. Again though, the bordello owner sees him coming down the highway with his lights on and puts him in charge of healthcare paperwork. "Oh shit", Obama thinks, "didn't I just walk away from this ?"

Defense Attorney, Dekalb County Illinois (or somewhere in California). "I can do this" Obama thinks. "Walmart and Nevada didn't understand me, but I'm slimy, I can do this." But the thing is, personal charm can only get you so far, real law work is done in the preparation. Of course, Obama lama doesn't do his homework and he finds himself in the hands of no nonsense judges, who find his clients guilty, time and again. After a 0-100 record, he finds himself fired from five different firms and he has to decide if he'll just work for the county at 35k a year.

What kind of jobs will you nominate for this loser ?

 

I think he will be pretty good as president for another term, which he will be.

 

First let me say you forgot "Bullshit" that is the other stumbler fall back.

Now for what I would say is a good job for the community organizer, How about a janitor, after all how bad could you fuck up cleaning a toilet, but lets put the little amazon wookie wife with him.


And for stumbler, I found a photo of michelle on the internet it is of her being sexy and you should appreciate it, it is on my profile page and it is the last photo. I just know you will thank me for being able to find it.

 

There was also never a black man elected president until Barack Obama came along so I don't think getting re-elected with an unemployment rate higher than 7% would be that hard of an accomplishment.

Especially, since the unemployment rate is no longer President Obama's fault. That's actually what the conservative/Republican/Tea Baggers ran on and got elected for. They said they president and democrats had failed to create enough jobs and the majority of Americans agreed and voted for Republicans to create jobs.

But instead the unemployment rate is actually going back up since the Republicans got into power so I think pretty clearly voters will be favoring democrats and president Obama in the next election because the Republicans failed to create jobs.

That's the number one thing people in this country care about. And the conservative/Republican/Tea Baggers are killing jobs not creating them.

 

I agree that Republican policies are killing jobs. You do not create jobs by cutting government spending and employment. Nevertheless, the Republicans have Obama over a barrel. Their policies will damage the economy, but the American people blame an incumbent president for a bad economy.

 

LOL at people who think this guy is doing a good job, what a bunch of fuckin idiots

http://abcnews.go.com/Business/wireStory?id=13757380

Unemployment rises again, thats progress! Dumb asses.

 

What is even funnier are the stupid cunts who thought McCain could have done a better job :excited:

 

I had many thoughts throughout reading this. my comments are in red.

Now that i have said all that, i honestly cant be sure he wont win. If Repubs pick the wrong guy..ahem...its 2008 all over again.

If he loses...Well, he always liked pounding the pavement in the hoods of chicago to help youth and shit right? That nice HUMBLE POOR LOW paid job he used to have? The one he used to bolster his presidential resume? He liked it, he said it was some of the most rewarding work in his life. It seems fair. he can go right back to that. a poor, lovely helpful job. Hate to burst your bubble though, he never has to work again, "Retirement" for former presidents is fat.

 

i wonder if what we get next, if not obama, will be worse. i dont care for some of his policy, but he is the only person i have seen in my lifetime to be himself and not a puppet on a string

you all get off stumbler at least he got in " the conservative/Republican/Tea Baggers"

 

And just what are those conservative/Republican/Tea Baggers doing to change that?

Anyone can see the unemployment rate had gone nothing but up since they got elected on the campaign of Jobs, jobs, and jobs. What pitiful failures they have turned out to be.

I'll be glad when they get replaced the next election.

 

You know now.,,,Barry is a puppet.

 

okey alrighty, i should have known better than to give any politician credit

 

That's right,, you should have known better.

 

And the one thing we know for sure Ace is there is nothing about Barack Obama that compares with Jimmy Carter.

Especially when that 9.1% unemployment rate is the lock, stock, and campaign promise of the conservative,Republican,Tea Baggers. Remember they were the ones saying before the election that President Obama and the Democrats had said unemployment wouldn't go above 8% and it did and we shouldn't vote for them.

But now in the next election we should vote for the same people who said the unemployment rate didn't go down under the democrats but actually went up under the conservative/Republican/Tea Baggers?

I honestly believe a majority of this nation is not that stupid.

President Obama can only sign into law the bills that come through congress. Has he vetoed the conservative/Republican/Tea Bagger's jobs creation bill Ace?

No because they are too busy thumping their bibles, trying to out law abortions, and protecting tax cuts to the riches people and corporations in the nation.

Am I lying Ace? Show me one fucking thing the conservative/Republican/Tea Baggers have done to create jobs since they took office in January? Show me one fucking thing they've even proposed?

But Ace they have all the appropriations committees, they've got the budgets. They don't like President Obama and vice president Joe Biden's plans to create 5 million new jobs through renewable energy, well then fine show me their alternative.

Or admit you're just bullshitting again.

Let me show you something here Ace. You say that President Obama and the democrats added $5 Trillion to the deficit. That sounds accurate to me. But what is our national debt Ace? $14.3 Trillion ain't it? Where did the other $9 fucking TRILLION come from Ace? That's nearly twice as much as President Obama and the democrats racked up so where's it come from?

That's also what the statistics and numbers tell us Ace.

Ace that is another of those absolutely stupid right wing lies and I mean plumb dumb to the point you could check yourself if you weren't so brainwashed and too fucking scared.

The nation has consistently shed public sector jobs and added private sector jobs since President Obama got elected and you could check that for yourself if you weren't too chicken.

 

truer words were never spoken, especially given the "quality" of the various announced Republican candidates to date.

 

There could be more coming,,,,,hopefully.