do women put stuff up their pussy like a pocket ?

like carry change, pepper spray, keys ect...

 

Are you really that stupid? Do you keep your keys up your ass?

 

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yup. i really am that stupid.

 

But do you keep your keys up your ass?

 

That just sounds uncomfortable...

 

Scranton woman hides heroin, money, loose change in herself​

By Denis J. O'Malley (Staff Writer)
Published: March 17, 2011​

After crashing her car Sunday, police said a Scranton woman suspected of burglarizing the Dunmore Inn was found to have a sizeable stash of drugs and money hidden in an unlikely location.
According to a criminal complaint:
Dunmore police Officer Anthony Cali asked Scranton police Officer Nancy Baumann to detain Karin Mackaliunas, 27, 1609 Mulberry St., at the scene of a crash at the North Seventh Avenue off-ramp Sunday evening.
After her car was towed, Ms. Mackaliunas was ready to leave the scene of the crash when Officer Cali contacted Officer Baumann and asked for Ms. Mackaliunas to be detained because she was suspected of stealing items from the inn.
After searching her for weapons, Officer Baumann found three bags of heroin in Ms. Mackaliunas' jacket.
But as the officer drove her to Scranton police headquarters to charge her for drug possession, Officer Baumann noticed Ms. Mackaliunas fidgeting in the backseat of the cruiser.
After a struggle with Officer Baumann during a more thorough search at headquarters, Ms. Mackaliunas asked to speak with Sergeant Michael Mayer and told him she had hidden more heroin in her vagina.
A search of Ms. Mackaliunas by a doctor at Community Medical Center turned up 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, 8.5 prescription pills and $51.22.
Ms. Mackaliunas was charged with possession with intent to deliver a controlled substance, possession of drug paraphernalia and two counts of possession of a controlled substance.
Contact the writer: domalley@timesshamrock.com​

Read more: http://thetimes-tribune.com/news/scranton-woman-hides-heroin-money-loose-change-in-herself-1.1120067#ixzz1OXD22suN​

 

Yes and fat guys hide chesseeburgers under their fat rolls.

 

LOL, well of course there are SOME that do.. but he said "women" he didn't say "some women" or are their "any women".. he spoke to women as if we were a whole.


I'd say less than 5% of women "store" anything in their vagina lol.
I could totally see someone walking into a store and pulling change out of her vagina and handing it to the cashier lol.

 

I guess, if agreeing with another poster makes me "miss know it all" then I'll take this as a compliment.

 

I was going to have a floor safe fitted in my house, but then I thought "wait, I've all this unused storage space". Sure, I had to invest in some waterproof boxes, but I managed to pack all of my valuables into my vagina. Now if I'm burgled I have no fears that I'll lose anything of value.




Gobshite.

 

i know this is fucked up, but what if its a burglary rape?

haha

 

I'm guessing it'll hurt him as he makes contact with those storage boxes... see, they also act as a form of self-defence. Honestly, I'm surprised JML haven't come up with something on this. The JML vag-safe.

 

You could market it as safe storage rape prevention...

And possibly to dads looking for chastity belt alternatives.

 

...The only time I've known anything like this to happen, I was having a drunk conversation with my friend.

She confessed to me that she used to hide stuff in her vagina that she didn't want her BF finding. Money, jewelry, men's phone numbers, ect.

 

Two women in Fort Myers Florida were found with over 3,000 dollars worth of heroin, 500 dollars in cash, loose change and knife in the vagina. Plus a bottle of prescription pills in there. A few years ago a woman was found in PA holding a knife, 50 grams of coke, and a few hundred dollars down there.

It happens, but the common theme I'm sensing is that they're all druggies, and well lets face it, fucked up looking from all the drug use. So I'd say normal women wouldn't be doing that lol.

 

I 've only stowed benwa balls, vibs and such up there.

 

I thought it was a pretty legitimate question...a bit extreme, yes...but still legit...Reason I thought this was the first thing that popped into my head was that...one of my ex's was helping me wire her brothers house...and she refused to wear a nail apron or anything and was keeping the wire staples in her bra. Not real sure how that could be very comfortable; though I never paid attention to where she placed the hammer when she was feeding the wire through the holes I drilled in the studs...Now this thread makes me wonder slightly...

 

There is a HUGE difference in keeping something in your bra ( next to your body, in a clothing item) than keeping something in an orifice!

In the summer, when I'm wearing shorts ( stupid shorts never have deep enough pockets) I'll stick my phone in my bra.

( I'm pretty sure most women on this forum has shoved something down in their bra when they didn't have a free hand or something)

Butttt I'd (and most non-crackhead women) wouldn't store anything in their vaginas lol.