which language? English?

 

Who gave you permission to use English? You haven't earned the right!!!!:excited:

 

+1 :wall:

 

Que?

 

LOL Very funny sarcasm :laughing:

 

So at the risk of getting this thread back on track (heaven forbid)

If real life was like the internet....I'd have some massively amazing friends that I'd hang out with and have a laugh.

Seeing as this is the internet though and said friends live hundreds and some thousands of miles away....this will have to do :excited:

 

LOL Ah well, you certainly are an internet made pompous ass - my friend. You do know that in the real world your cute little butt would kicked so hard that you would never be able to sit down again, right? Of course you know... Silly me. Why else would you make comments like that here on this internet where anyone can be who they wish they were and hide from the real world? :excited:

 

Well I am surprised baller counters with an insult, made from over 5000 miles away, safely behind his monitor and deep in mommy's cellar.
Now this is the same baller who bails when people actually call him and turn up for a sorter.

Baller if you are a representation of an "insider" then I will gladly stay out here on the "outside".

Jog on tosser.

 

It's 10:30 PM here what time is it where you are?

 

3.41am

 

Na, wigger talk.

"Y'alls"

Who says any of you live in the real world?

The sad thing is you think that's actually clever.

Right. Done with this.

 

Two five year olds, arguing in the school playground,

"My Dad's bigger than your Dad"
"No he's not."
"He is."
Yeah, but anyway.........my Grandad is bigger than your Grandad............."

 

Really??? Well how come it's 10:51 PM here?

 

No. He simply did not seem to understand the very different histories of our countries. He thought that because the UK countries were older, they must be more diverse, among other things. Really just incredibly ignorant of history.

And now that I've cleared that up I'm done.

 

OMG, now it's 10:55 PM here.

 

Um.................maybe your watch is wrong?

 

Ya think? But now it's 10:57 PM where is the time going?

 

After having read the first 40 posts of this thread, I have concluded if life was like the internet, there would be no time for sex because everybody would be too busy fighting or healing.

 

I'd be happy if it was even a little like the internet...every guy would have ten+ inches and be amazing in bed, and every hot chick would actually have sex with you.

It'd save all the trial and error of trying to find someone that actually knows how to have sex