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  1. sweetnsaucyslut1986

    sweetnsaucyslut1986 Sex Lover

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    My cousin swears her baby is a genius because he can say "cookie" and he's 9 months. I'm like, "no, he's just getting a head start on childhood obesity".
     
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  2. Chagrin

    Chagrin Friskeh Kitteh

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    Tell her that Einstein didn't talk until he was five, so geniuses star talking later than most children. That'll shut her up.... It might not shut her baby up, but it'll shut her up :/
     
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  3. sweetnsaucyslut1986

    sweetnsaucyslut1986 Sex Lover

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    LOL I will. She's definitely in that new mom phase where her baby is smarter than anyone else's. :wall: <= sometimes it makes me want to do that.
     
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  4. baller16

    baller16 Porn Star Suspended!

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    Just wait until the baby is a full grown kid and you get to hear about everything he does at school, how everything is so cute, etc :p
     
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  5. sweetnsaucyslut1986

    sweetnsaucyslut1986 Sex Lover

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    Ahahaha, that's why I only see her at family functions and would never give her my phone number! Her mother was the same way with them. It's so irritating.
     
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  6. baller16

    baller16 Porn Star Suspended!

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    For some reason that kind of reminds me of part of a Daniel Tosh standup where he makes fun of a kid's fingerpaintings :p
     
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  7. sweetnsaucyslut1986

    sweetnsaucyslut1986 Sex Lover

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    I think I remember the bit you're talking about.
     
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  8. Chagrin

    Chagrin Friskeh Kitteh

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  9. baller16

    baller16 Porn Star Suspended!

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    Lol I remember that site from back in high school.
     
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  10. Anonymous Master

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    Kill.
     
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  11. naughtygirl666

    naughtygirl666 The beautiful game's Red temptress

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    Nice work OP I could tell from the thread title what this was ;)
     
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  12. Anonymous Master

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    Thank you.
     
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  13. naughtygirl666

    naughtygirl666 The beautiful game's Red temptress

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    Lets hope it works now, though I have my doubts.:(
     
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  14. 69magpie

    69magpie Mischievous Magpie

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    This pic wont be here long......a prepare for a mod to tell you why.
     
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  15. Saya91

    Saya91 Porn Star Suspended!

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    Very good question...
     
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  16. Chagrin

    Chagrin Friskeh Kitteh

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    Remember! Baby hoomans = bad; baby kittehs= okz!
     
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  17. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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  18. Anonymous Master

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    This thread is full of love.
     
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  19. Rockprincess

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    Grow up!!!
     
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  20. Anonymous Master

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    But children are so pure.
     
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