1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. cijababe

    cijababe Virtual Mistress

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    As it says - no wit, not jokes, just be boring!

    I think I might file my fingernails soon.........
     
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  2. BigBlkBeef

    BigBlkBeef Porn Star

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    Even though I just woke up, I might go back to sleep.
     
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  3. aspen_parker

    aspen_parker Sex Lover

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    I am bored.
     
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  4. curiousscouser

    curiousscouser Porn Star

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    I was feeling peckish so made some toast. It's ok.
     
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  5. james3487

    james3487 Porn Surfer

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    hi

    join me and my gf for a cam2cam show, thats not boring!
     
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  6. les09

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    Think I might be catching a cold.
     
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  7. JayneyRedd

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    I'm going to bed soon. On my own. To sleep.
     
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  8. cijababe

    cijababe Virtual Mistress

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    I've been sitting too long - my bum aches :(
     
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  9. hotjohn4321

    hotjohn4321 Porn Star

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    boring

    well I have heard that bordum is the result of being lazy, not enought energy to do something.

    Then again if I am boring something is that person bored or did they just get a really good fucking.

    So to bore is to what? Drill a deep hole in something so does being bored mean you are getting fucked really deep?

    As you can see I have little to do today but I am not boring anything and that is the problem.

    Enough enough. I have to get a life.
     
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  10. ChrisT10

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    Cija's bum aches, and so does my cock. The two arent related.
     
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  11. aspen_parker

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    I have an itch on my nose.
     
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    I just looked out the window. Nothing is happening.
     
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    I have to clean the guinea pigs cage...
     
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    I just yawned
     
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  15. scotsmitch2001

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    you just made me yawn
     
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    Socks
     
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  17. tommyturtle

    tommyturtle Having an Out of Shell Experience

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    I'm watching a TV episode that I have already seen at least 10 times.
     
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  18. curiousscouser

    curiousscouser Porn Star

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    There's a strange smell in the corridor.
     
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  19. tommyturtle

    tommyturtle Having an Out of Shell Experience

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    That won't be boring if it smells like smoke.
     
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  20. aspen_parker

    aspen_parker Sex Lover

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    My cat just barfed.
     
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