1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. Texas Jammer

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    I took a piss
     
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  2. tommyturtle

    tommyturtle Having an Out of Shell Experience

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    I'm on a porn forum and I'm not looking at porn.
     
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  3. cijababe

    cijababe Virtual Mistress

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    I might very well go and watch paint dry...........
     
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  4. tommyturtle

    tommyturtle Having an Out of Shell Experience

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    That won't take long here with our heat.
     
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  5. SuperNumber83

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    ...counting to 50
     
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  6. SuperNumber83

    SuperNumber83 Sex Lover

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    got to 15
     
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  7. tommyturtle

    tommyturtle Having an Out of Shell Experience

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    Not impressed.
     
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  8. SuperNumber83

    SuperNumber83 Sex Lover

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    i cheated?
     
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  9. cijababe

    cijababe Virtual Mistress

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    paint still not dry
     
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  10. tommyturtle

    tommyturtle Having an Out of Shell Experience

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    Maybe You need to do something to pass the time besides watching the paint dry, Mistress.;):rose:
     
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  11. cijababe

    cijababe Virtual Mistress

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    I wouldn't want to get too excited ;)
     
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  12. tommyturtle

    tommyturtle Having an Out of Shell Experience

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    That's completely up to You. How about watching watching the broken TV with me?
     
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  13. cijababe

    cijababe Virtual Mistress

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    Well I suppose that would be suitably boring - the watching that is ;)

    What our hands might be doing would not be boring at all though......
     
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  14. tommyturtle

    tommyturtle Having an Out of Shell Experience

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    I guess You can't have everything. No wait, yes You can.;)
     
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  15. Empress Lainie

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    Just got back from 2 days in Laughlin, NOW I have to rehang all my clothes!:(
     
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  16. Silly Git

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  17. curiousscouser

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    Thought I had a headache but I was just dehydrated.
     
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  18. itsagirlthing

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    can this get any slower??
     
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  19. angelharley

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    How boring!! The last couple posts were boring. Now I get to go eat, how boring is that?!
     
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  20. tommyturtle

    tommyturtle Having an Out of Shell Experience

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    I need a shower but I'm too bored to care.
     
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