I gona say this won time n won tuime only! HALAWEEN ISW TEH DEVILSTIME! PEOPLE turn yall bacs on crist putting yall kdis in homosexul capes and things and yall makin em soft n gay! thats the DEVIL IN YOUR BOY! THATS LIBRAL JEW IDEAS CRAWLING UP IN YALL DAUTERS HEAD N MAKIN SO SHE WANNA DATE A COLOR BOY! HALAWEIN IS TEH BEGININ OF TEH END!!! PEOPLE! RAVIOLATIONS S COMIN - YOU WANNA YA BOY BE LEFT BEHIND!!! STOP TEH SELLABRATIN OF DEVILS AN DEMONS!! START BEEN BORN AGAINS WITH A CRIST INSIDE YOU AND SEE HOW GOOD YOU FEEL THEN! Get out and repetn for teh end is neer!

 

yall got te go to churhc, yall got to be save, yall need to admit yall sin, and you got to open up and let the lord god jesis crist enter yall now fore it all to late!

 

Maybe if you had studied more in English classes rather than bible lessons people would understand the drivel you have written without having to spend a goodly amount of time deciphering it.

Oh and fuck off you anti-Semitic fuckwit, you do realise that your saviour was supposed to be a Jew.

 

LET HIS LOVE SAVE YAL;L SINERS

 

If I'm letting Christ enter me, he'd better take me to a nice dinner first.

 

Y'all need to take Spelling 101.

 

yall got to let his love flow into you and yall got teh keept it inside yallselfs for this life and evre after cos all you gots this life to prove yall good enouf for god the LORDS!!!! love!
yall got to stop wiht teh devil warshippin and teh gay and teh costooms and all thes messin round yall!

 

So not only does Christ get to enter me, but I got to let him stay inside me until his love flows?

For an omnipotent being that at one time existed but can't be proven to exist, he sure drives a hard bargain.

 

Why the fuck do the American christian Taliban think they have the right to tell me how to live my life.

1. I am an atheist so fuck off with your delusional doctrine.
2. I am English so fuck of with your delusional dogma.
3. The person that you worship as a messiah was a jew, and yet you demonise anything Semetic.
4. Ask Smc why there is a four.

 

I guess this is where the Romans get there weird ideas about alter boys from.

 

All hallows eve is the precursor to the feast of all saints... which... it like the super religious holiday for those religious it's like the marti gra equivalent of lent. Only a complete fucktard would think it had anything to do with the devil... its a time to commune with dead recitatives ... of course in industrialized nations we have perverted it to the extreme... go figure.

 

What's funny is churches ask their followers for money. In the Bible, Jesus asked his followers to give away everything they owned to the needy since none of their earthly possessions could be taken with them to heaven.

All they should bring is a coat and a sword (roughly paraphrased.) Besides that, he would provide for them as well as the people who their makeshift congregation met along the way.

Boy have times changed. Today's churches use a mixture of guilt and extortion to keep themselves afloat.

 

yall wanting to call me stuped well thats jost fine cos teh LORD CHRIST GOD ALLMITEY! is on my side! i aint so intralecshual as yall maybe but i know what riite n whats a DEVIL!

 

WHACK-A-TROLL!

and the number goes up. Joy

 

Amen! I'm not sure he even made it to his first English class. He writes like a kindergarten dropout.

 

You know nothing. You know what you've been told, and you've never questioned it. You stopped thinking a long time ago, if you ever started.

 

I do hope he's not the product of the public school system.

 

I don't think he got 'hooked on phonics' either Apparently it wasn't addictive enough.

 

I doubt he is the product of any school system, unless of course Sunday School counts, and I think he failed to graduate from that place.

 

He probably failed recess in school as well as lunch.