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Judges 3:21-22
King James Version (KJV)
21And Ehud put forth his left hand, and took the dagger from his right thigh, and thrust it into his belly:

22And the haft also went in after the blade; and the fat closed upon the blade, so that he could not draw the dagger out of his belly; and the dirt came out.

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take a quick look at my profile. I like that shit. btw, why does one sin up here which last for, oh, half an hour, equal eternity in hell? kind of a fucked up system. Seems like once you sin once, even if it's unintentional, then you might as well keep doing it since your one sin has already done you in. Also, what happened to forgiveness and turning the other cheek. Seems like all that you folks do is pay lip service to that, but then turn around and screw other people out of things in any way you can. The most untrustworthy folks in my town are the "Good Christians"

 

Numbers 22:21-30
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21And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab.

22And God's anger was kindled because he went: and the angel of the LORD stood in the way for an adversary against him. Now he was riding upon his ass, and his two servants were with him.

23And the ass saw the angel of the LORD standing in the way, and his sword drawn in his hand: and the ass turned aside out of the way, and went into the field: and Balaam smote the ass, to turn her into the way.

24But the angel of the LORD stood in a path of the vineyards, a wall being on this side, and a wall on that side.

25And when the ass saw the angel of the LORD, she thrust herself unto the wall, and crushed Balaam's foot against the wall: and he smote her again.

26And the angel of the LORD went further, and stood in a narrow place, where was no way to turn either to the right hand or to the left.

27And when the ass saw the angel of the LORD, she fell down under Balaam: and Balaam's anger was kindled, and he smote the ass with a staff.

28And the LORD opened the mouth of the ass, and she said unto Balaam, What have I done unto thee, that thou hast smitten me these three times?

29And Balaam said unto the ass, Because thou hast mocked me: I would there were a sword in mine hand, for now would I kill thee.

30And the ass said unto Balaam, Am not I thine ass, upon which thou hast ridden ever since I was thine unto this day? was I ever wont to do so unto thee? and he said, Nay.

 

Are you calling me an ass, cause now its just getting a little too personal . Starting to sound like my ex girlfriend lol

And of course he said nay, he's basically a fucking horse

 

Also at the same time Solomon kept the feast seven days, and all Israel with him, a very great congregation, from the entering in of Hamath unto the river of Egypt.

 

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Revelation 14:1-4
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Revelation 14

1And I looked, and, lo, a Lamb stood on the mount Sion, and with him an hundred forty and four thousand, having his Father's name written in their foreheads.

2And I heard a voice from heaven, as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of a great thunder: and I heard the voice of harpers harping with their harps:

3And they sung as it were a new song before the throne, and before the four beasts, and the elders: and no man could learn that song but the hundred and forty and four thousand, which were redeemed from the earth.

4These are they which were not defiled with women; for they are virgins. These are they which follow the Lamb whithersoever he goeth. These were redeemed from among men, being the firstfruits unto God and to the Lamb.

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know what taht means is that yall ignorant and small minded little devil

 

yea, it means that religion is a hell of a great way to make money hand over fist. what a great racket

 

i dont wena haveto hurt you boy but im gettin close to makin that call... my god gona gett real maad sooon

 

Clearly this lad is trolling. He is probably sitting behind his computer desk alone, giggling like a little boy at this thread.
And if he is not joking around then we should all just shake our heads and walk away from the clearly moronic man-child.
:awesome:

 

1) Owwww my brain. 2) Quick go get some water and take your meds 3) I'll bet your a product of "My mama said I didnt need to know nothin' bout no books" 4) Cause there's always one

 

I'm going to do you a favor, and retype this because your grammar is like Christ. Dead, and fictional. Then I'm gonna tell you how your religion is wrong, and how it forces small minds like you to fall into lockstep with its twisted ideals, and backwards ideologies.

"I'm going to say this one time, and one time only! Halloween is the devils time! People turn their backs on Christ, putting your children in homosexual capes and things and you're making them soft and gay! That's the devil in your boy! That's liberal Jew ideas crawling into your daughters head and making her want to date a boy of ethnic decent. Halloween is the beginning of the end! People, Revelations is coming - do you want your child left behind? Stop the celebrating of devils and demons! Start being born again Christians, and see how it feels to have Christ inside of you! Get out and repent for the end is near!"

1: Halloween isn't the devils time. It was created by Pagans to ward off evil spirits and demons.
2: Religion is one of the largest scams in the history of the world, and a vast majority of people in the United States fall for this scam.
3: 'Costumes' aren't homosexual. Sexual preferences can't be assigned to inanimate objects. Your reasoning behind this is as weak as your grasp on grammar.
4: There is no devil, there is no god, therefore no 'demon spirit' is in anyone.
5: Halloween isn't the beginning of the end. Your precious Bible even says this.
6: Revelations is one of the biggest pieces of shit in the bible, with contradictions out the ass.
7: There is no end. At least for a very long time.

Your religion is a sham. It was created because they were afraid of the Pagans and their rituals. And because of this they falsely persecuted an ENTIRE religious practice. So until your religion stops being hypocritical, jump off a cliff into a pit full of Cobras.

Oh, and by the way: my friend just got the Buffalo Rifle in Red Dead Redemption.

 

You aren't as intellectual as the bacon in my fridge.

Really he would be talking exclusively to his fellow citizens and not this poor little Englishman? Well in that case the stupid fucker should stop leaving messages on my VM list.

I fear that only the Americans see it as a holiday, the rest of the world ignores it in the main.

Do you really think any omniscient god would fall for that trick, and pork is a matter of Jewish dogma, the muslims just copied it.

Please stop spamming it is very much against the rules and can lead to a banning, and no you cannot claim religious persecution.

 

Just a couple of points.

1. Your point four should read that there always should be a four. (ask Smc)
2. I rather think that christianity was created as a sub cult of Judaism and not because they were afraid of pagans, which they had every right to be, just ask the Romans.
3. Congratulations to your friend.
4. Because there always should be a four. (see I told you so)

:excited:

 

I will edit my number four point accordingly. Its kind of like the whole:

1: Scheme
2: Plan
3: ????
4: Profit!

I agree with Christianity being an off shoot of Judaism. But there are a lot more factors into how it came into being than just trying to be like Judaism. But really, who cares how it came into existence. The fact is, it exists and we must deal with its fallacies accordingly.

He was very excited when he found it

And there is ALWAYS a four.

 

Hi everybody,

I want to formally thank all of you who contributed to my entertainment today.

You see, I occasionally enjoy playing these right-wing fanatical stereotypes and witnessing the reactions they inspire. And for the record I agree with every counter-argument that you raised.

Today was an exceptionally boring day; no work, no school, no responsibilities. Even my cat ignored me most of the afternoon. I had to do something to entertain myself. Short of any films or music to keep my interest, this forum is a pretty good source for reaction.

I'll admit, I probably could have put more effort into this but you guys make it so easy that I hardly see a point in elaborate schemes when broad strokes work just as well.

I guess I went with the religious thing today because I'm reading "God Is Not Great - How Religion Poisons Everything" which is a fascinating and very entertaining read. I highly recommend it.

Anyway, I am now going to retire the name of Phillip Unger (which came from Jack Lemmon's character in The Odd Couple, Felix Unger.... no real relation there, I just came up with the name on the spot while registering). Obviously, following thIS statement, the name would not serve me any further purpose.

I thank you sincerely. I wish you all the best.

Good night fellow xnxx-ers!

Warm Regards ~

I AM THE KING OF THE TROLLS

 

radicals, from the majority of them i have seen post on this forum need to learn to spell. grammar i could care less about but spelling, GTFO.

 

I'm a stickler for both but I think grammar says more about a person's intellect than spelling.

 

wtf? hahahahahaha

At first I thought he was just yanking ur chain because well...look at the pics...they're very suggestive...one got penis out and another got jesus the jew trying hard not to wack off with them two touching him. Second of all..that's a real language. U know who speaks that? Computer gamer nerds. I was thinking why the hell a hardcore christian speaking the language spawned by the gaming franchises deemed as tools of the devil by church? Then he started long bouts of qoutes and info.....he's either got too much time on hand or hes a fricking hyprocrit. Btw halloween has nothing to do with what u think...in fact its a superstitious tradition where wear customer and create talisman like the carving pumpkins to ward off evil spirits. I think the communing with the deads is the mexican tradition, Día de los Muertos, or Day of the Dead. I bet u think this event crated by incredible religious Mexicans is the devil because it has the word dead in it even thou its really for paying respects and honoring memories of lost family members. Get a clue, get facts from somewhere than an old book that has been revised countless times, created millions of lives lost for the holy grail, the dark ages and pedophiles clerks. If ur actually this fanatic I feel bad for ur kids if u have any. For an religious freak u sure posted here alot...makes me wonder if this is all a big joke to u. If is well played and if not...fuck off troll muncher

 

damn

Posted that meaningless comment before I saw this message...damn lol...