Where would you go? What would you do/change?

Id go back in time and force my parents to name me Marty.....MARTY MCFLY

 

Please tell me how you'd force your parents?... I haven't seem that theme in the stories section.

 

Id force them by samurai sword point to the medulla oblangata

 

Not putting a fly in your ointment, but isn't Marty McFly pretty fly for a white guy?

 

Back to senior year and never get arrested for smoking weed....

 

ok ok, mrwang we got off on the wong foot,
let me put it right, I wish I was born ambidextrous,
wangking off with my left hand is just plain wong

 

I'd go back to the time of Moses and show how science is better than a bit of bread and fish, so when jesus tries it in the future, peeps be like ' Hey JC, cool magic trick, but look what happens to this corn when we put it in the microwave. Now please leave the hospital, there are children awaiting an MRI, and you're in the way.' Kicking monotheistic religion in the butt before it takes off.

 

Of course this had to be made into a fucking retarded religion thread

I'd go to every time period I wanted to. Like I'm going to only go to one place when I have my own time machine. Fuck that.

 

Fucking rights ....... talk about the ultimate party crashing tool.

My first two stops though would be to go back to the day before the Shuttle Columbia lifted off and let someone know that the O ring was going to fail ........... and then to let someone know that the World Trade Centers look much better vertical than they do horizontal.

After that let the party begin. :excited:

 

I'd go back in time and ass rape hitler. After that there'd be no way he could be chancellor of Germany and do the things that he did

 

i wud go back to my college days...miss the fun!

 

Even Marty McFly didn't do that. He told everyone his name was Clint Eastwood.

 

Medulla oblangata is the breathing part of the brain. Isnt that a little severe danielsun?

 

It also controls the digestion and if they refuse your request .......... telling them to "eat shit" would become a moot point as well.

PS ......... Medulla Oblangata is such a cool sounding term for something though.

 

And Calvin Klein. Can't forget that one.

And since somebody mentioned the medulla oblongata, here's one of my favorite clips from the Waterboy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfC4u5GCy3I&feature=related

 

I would go back to the Garden of Eden and help Adam double team Eve.

 

You might want to grab that extra rib while you are at it ......... and remind her to stay away from that fruit tree.

 

I can watch that film a hundred times and laugh just as hard each time.

 

I see your glasses time travelled too....

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Gotta see what's out there haha