I'm sure we've all had our share of masturbation moments that were less than special. Here's mine . . . post yours (if you dare).

When I was 17 I helped my dad put the motor back in his '53 chevy and we used a GoJo hand cleaner to get the grease off. That stuff felt so slick and gooey and it got warm in your hand in a hurry. So, later that night I snuck into the garage, snagged a few fingers worth and made my way to the bathroom so I could relieve my tension. Well, I didn't pay enough attention to the label and accidentally grabbed the GoJo with a pumice additive It only took about 6 stokes for me to realize that this was not gonna work out and I spent the next 2 days recovering from abrasion burns that made it feel like I was getting stung by bees all day long. Every time I see that cleaner in the auto supply store I cringe.

 

I don’t really get embarrassed easy but along the similar lines of your story, I once used Noxema to masturbate with. I really didn’t mind the burning sensation, but later my roommate came home and asked if that was Noxema he smelled (it did smell extremely strong.) When I told him it was he just said that I was a sick fuck.

Another time, a girl I was living with, I guess, got up from bed to check on me while I was masturbating. She left the door to the room I was in open (which was at my back so I never actually saw her.) She never did confront me about it, but I had to listen to innuendos for a few days.



I thought all GOJO had pumice?

 

roflmao....... sorry, but i always get a laugh out of what boys use when they are experimenting with what to use when masturbating....... my brother used some sort of raw soap once, he couldnt pee without stinging like hell for about 2 days..... :-D

 

I've never used anything weird, but I did get myself in the eye once. THAT was fun running upstairs in the middle of the night to flush out.

 

haven't really had any experiences like that.. then again, I'm a girl.

However when I was young I would get so horny that I would try fucking just about anything

 

i have similar stories nympho..

ive never actually been 'caught' masturbating.. but when i was young.. 13 i think.. i had this life sized bear and his snout had a good protusion on it i guess and the nose itself was very hard and i would use him to masturbate.. my mom threw that bear out saying its face was always dirty.. it smelled funny.. and the stain wouldnt come out.. she then gave me a stern convicting look..

i never used my bears again..

 

Let's Roll will be crushed!

 

he'll get over it.. ..

 

I haven't had an embarassing story like that, but some guy told me once that they used a grapefruit to masturbate. Yeah, apparently he thought the squishy insides would make a good sex toy, so he filled the middle up with whipped cream and went to town. Ow, citric acid, ow!!!!!!!

 

I never got caught myself. I did have a friend who claimed she used hot dogs, cucumbers, etc. and one time her mother caught her with a cucumber up her pussy and a carrot up her rear. Don't know if she was pulling my chain (or something else) but she never lied about sexual things before.

 

Proof of how much of a dumbass I am:

Quite a while back, at leat 2-3 months, I attempted to use eucalyptus oil as lubrication. Try to figure that one out.

 

When you opened the bottle and the fumes started to sting your eyes, i guess you didn't get the hint :mrgreen:

 

Didn't smell anything to tell the truth. Just brings back memories of a similar incident. When I was 14, I got a muscle strain on my inner thigh, and one of my dumbfuck stepsisters told me to put icyhot on it.

 

when i think of masturbation embarrassment, i think of Grandmas Boy...

that was some funny shit right there!!

"You came on my mom!"

 

caught masterbating

i was caught by my flat mate using clotted cream to masterbate, i was completely naked on the couch when he walked in and caught me, i was so embarresed especially when he made me carry on while he watched

 

Liar.

 

I once cummed in one of those soft drinks that have a lid on them that you get from a fast food resturaunt. After I came in it I closed the lid and left it on my desk for the night. Little did I know the smell would gather up. The next day I was outside about to get in the car to go to school when my mom had it in her hand and was going to empty it out on the plants she had. Well the soda dripped out perfectly, a little of my cum must of got on her hand cause I saw how her hand was wet and she smelled it and looked at me and shook her head. It was very embarassing.

 

Oh Lord. That IS bad.lol