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  1. miccheck4

    miccheck4 Porn Surfer

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    I turn 21 this sunday and want to get a cougar from a bar. Any tips or advice?
     
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  2. Batterup!

    Batterup! Sex Lover

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    Use a tranquilizer gun and give it a few minutes before you get near the cat. Don't wait to long getting it into a cage. Once the drugs wear off the cat will be disoriented and very dangerous.
     
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  3. knoxvillainswife

    knoxvillainswife Porn Star

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    I choked laughing at this!
     
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  4. NoTopNoCollar

    NoTopNoCollar In XNXX Heaven In XNXX Heaven

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    +10000 me too!!!!!!!!:excited::excited::excited::excited::excited::excited:
     
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  5. sapphire_angel

    sapphire_angel The Sexual Intellectual

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    If it was still the 60s (or the 70s/80s), I'd say pay a visit to your Lincoln-Mercury dealer and test drive an all-new Mercury Cougar! Rowr!
     
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  6. Cheltenham

    Cheltenham Ascetic Kitten

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    You might want to put something over their paws because their claws are sharp. And use protection too, because that cougar doesn't know where you've been. :excited:
     
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  7. Bukkake Bunny

    Bukkake Bunny Porn Star

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    I had something snide to say but it wasn't nearly as clever as what's already been said, so... I guess I'll give you some honest advice.

    You get older women the same way you get younger women -- by convincing them you're charming, handsome, and good in bed and then pouncing before they discover the truth.
     
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  8. jinaday

    jinaday Porno Junky

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    and remember once you get her in the car move very slowly and delibetaly. If your calm she'll be calm if not she'll do want nature intended and eat you with a smileo n her face.

    and also don't snort the lucky charms
     
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  9. ctluvr

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    Have you tried looking anywhere else besides a bar? I would guess at 36, I would qualify as a cougar. I just don't like hanging out at bars!
     
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  10. fetish770

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    Mouse Trap is the best way to get one
     
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  11. ocelot0341

    ocelot0341 Sex Lover

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    new approach

    You go DEEP into cougar territory, with a pocket full of testosterone boosters(cougars are freaks like that), you then drive a metal stake into the ground and run a chain from the stake to ur ankle. Then you whip out your tool. there is no better way to catch a cougar than with live bait. Good Luck Hunting.......

    PS,
    If you survive the cougar attack, please do tell us about it, and most importantly, pics if possible.
     
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  12. kamnagar

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    Whateva u do .. Dont let PETA wiff of this
     
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  13. krait

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    OLD NEWS

    use tags like older woman & younger men.

    or cougars. you should find a thread on this.
     
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  14. entrusted

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    Depends on where you are! If you live near me, I have an idea . . .
     
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  15. Batterup!

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    Ha ha! I love that movie! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYIKdQcqbjI
     
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  16. moark

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    You could of had a shot at a cougar a couple weeks ago in Ohio. Even a Bear or Lion if you got a wild hair.
     
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  17. ladygodiva123

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    Jazz or blues clubs usually attract an older clientele. You're probably going to find more single women at a place that has live music than just a bar. Dress nice. You don't have to wear a suit and tie, but don't go in your homeboy shorts pulled down and a cap on backwards. Cougars are attracted to younger MEN, not boys. Show some class. Don't wear much, if any, cologne. A lot of women don't like it and it's easy to go overboard. Talk to her. Ask her if she comes there often. Ask her about her work. Compliment her. Offer to buy her a drink. Don't drink too much yourself.
     
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  18. scotsmitch2001

    scotsmitch2001 Porn Star

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    good advice


    Oh, and listen to her after you have asked her a question!
     
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  19. ladygodiva123

    ladygodiva123 Porn Star

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    Yes, listening is important, out of bed and IN!
     
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  20. someone25

    someone25 Porn Surfer

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    hit on every single one that walks bye until you find one that doesn't tell you to fuck off.

    its the brute force approach.
     
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