ive gotten head from over 150+ girls (around 173 to be exact) and there is such thing as a bad blowjob. IMO you can tell if its a good bj by how long the guy jacks off in the end to cum. if he pulls out and cums right away, good blowjob. if he pulls out and strokes for 5 minutes to cum instead of putting it back it ur mouth, bad blowjob.

the only people that say there are no such things as bad blow jobs are the ones that dont get alot of head and are just happy not to be jacking off

 

A good blowjob is one in which the person performing actually wants to do it and enjoys him or herself while doing it! I have sucked hundreds of cocks and absolutely ove sucking. I have never had any complaints! I must admit that I have never had a woman who gave me a good blowjob! I have never ejaculated when any woman sucked my cock! It is not their fault. You need to know how it feels in order to do it right! I have had many women who told me the same thing about men eating pussy! I have had hundreds of blowjobs by men and most of them were pretty nice!

 

Meat, eggs, wife, blow job. Which doesn't belong with the others?
Answer; blowjob, because you can beat your meat, an egg, or your wife, but you cant beat a blowjob.

Seriously, the only bad blowjob is one that doesn't make me cum. and they are rare

 

The best blow jobs involve taking it deep, great lip and suction action, bringing to an orgasm and swallowing.


Oh yeah and don't forget "enthusiasm". That's number 1.

 

Well, I made him cum and I was doing it sideways in the back seat of my car (in a church parking lot ) so he reached around and was spanking my big soft ass the whole time, so I guess I didn't convey my enthusiasm. Or maybe he found someone he liked better. Oh well, it was strictly casual because of our age difference, so it's not big a deal. It sure was fun though.

 

Usually how much effort a girl puts into and if they also enjoy giving it, It's really a plus if a girl enjoys giving oral but it doesn't have to make me cum to be good.

 

There are good and not so good bj's.

The best ones are from girls who love sucking cock. You can always tell. Sometimes they are nervous and it's up to us guys to bring the cock sucker out of her. Thats always fun. A women who gives a great blow job gets all my attention. What ever she wants. I'm sure there are guys who are good at eating pussy and some not so good. Same thing right?

 

There is one word that all women need to know. This one simple word will turn almost any woman into the best fuck a man has ever had. Its a simple word and it doesnt take anything special beyond that one word. If you read womens magazines like Cosmo and whatever, they always have some stupid article or "ten best ways to pleases you man in bed" or "sexy secrets that will drive him wild." They are all pure bullshit. The people who write that crap are just wasting ink and taking up valuable time that could be spent developing something...one thing...that will truely make you the best bitch in the sack that he has ever had. You will be the one that realy did drive him wild...and its so simple and relatively easy that its almost embarassing that women everywhere dont already know it.


Ready to hear the answer? Are you ladies ready to open the door to being the best lover he has ever had? Its one word....one and only one word...

Ready for it?

Enthusiasm! If you throw yoursef into sex with wreckless abandon and cast off all preconceived notions of great sex and just sacrafice your self to the wild and unfettered pleasures of the flesh and do everything as if there is nothing in life you would rather do you will succeed in being the best lover he has ever had.

As long as you arent clumbsy and accidentaly knee him in the balls....

 

I'm going to disagree with everyone and say, as a man... Oral sex is boring. I've never felt anything more than "Well... This is quite alright." Can do without that to be honest...

 

I am a man, and therefore LOVE getting a blow job......but..I dated this woman for a while, and she was incredible.. Stunningly beautiful with an absolutely amazing body, and straight up the best sex I have ever had.... However... the first, and even the second time, she gave me a blow job, I had to ask her to stop.. It was so bad, and so painful I didn’t even know what the hell she was doing.. It was like having a 40-pound jack hammer with a rake on the end if it attacking my dick.. Thank god it got better, with a little instruction, and she had other amazing assets..

 

A male friend oof mine once told me that if I did anything other than just laying there that I was better in bed than 80% of the women. Well I definitely don't just lay there. I may not be perfect, but I am an active participant.

 

What makes a bj good for me is partially about enthusiasm, but also about how it feels, and how well she reads me. If she's blowing me and i'm yawning, then obviously it isn't that good or i'm not that into it. But if she realizes that I jump or moan every time she touches/licks a certain spot, and continues going for it, then I love it. It is very similar to me eating a woman out and knowing that if she moves or twists a certain way, it is because she wants me to move or do something different.

 

Swallowing completes the BJ for me and it makes it an awesome BJ. No swallow and its just nice to have my dick sucked.

 

If you feel it in your dick it's good...If you feel it in your toes it's fuck'n great.....If you feel it in your whole body you better do it to her and or try like hell...she's a keeper........................

 

A variety of moves with the mouth and tongue, plus sensual usage of the hands. Imagination from the woman preforming it, and looking like she means it. Sucking testicles and licking of the scrotum helps as well. Just moving her mouth up and down doesn't cut the ice. It has to be an all-round package.

 

My luck!

Maybe it was just my luck...

I've been given:

1. No blowjobs - she just refuses to take it into her mouth;

2. Bad blowjobs - she obviously does not like it, but just lets herself convinced;

3. Some blowjobs - she knows that this pleases her partner, so it's just a role playing;

4. Normal blowjob - she knows what oral sex does to the man, so she likes the idea that he will get hard really quick (especially after you've have had a first, or second intercourse, minutes ago);

5. Enthusiastic blowjob - she's, most probably, had a glass or two of booze, and she feels she's lost all her inhibitions, so she needs to do it as nasty as possible;

6. Passionate blowjob - very few women are into it, but if you get lucky to meet such a woman, you really understand what a blowjob means! She even orgasms together with you, with no other stimulation! :excited:

If you cum, or don't, from a blowjob, it's just the decision of both partners - you may only wish to have it hard and wet, starting immediately a vaginal or anal session, or you just want to enjoy it till the end!

 

gotta cum, she has to swallow, she has to suck the balls aswell and go for some deep throat

do all the above and its a winner :excited:

 

For me, its the eyes. A woman's eyes and facial expressions during a bj is 90% of the thrill.

 

Can definitely cum with a so-so blow job. For me what makes it good is doing different things. Just sucking the whole time doesnt make a good blow job. A good blow job includes sucking, tonguing, some hands, going slow and fast. Like making out with it. That makes me explode. Dont just put a cock in your mouth and start sucking with the same motion.

 

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It really dosent matter if she gets me off with a bj, it's if she enjoys what shes doing.