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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    At the Brownie-tasting contest, Rhonda is the juggs.....

    ....er....I mean 'JUDGE".....
     
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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    As soon as Rhonda said, "You've got to taste this", she knew she had misspoken....
     
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    vincenzz Porn Star

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    "Chocolate makes me break-out . . . of my bra!"
     
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    "Okay, okay! If you stop wearing stupid-looking suits, I'll stop wearing panties." :rolleyes:


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    "Miss Holloway, need I remind you it is 'Windowpane Check Day' here at Carruthers & Son?"
     
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    Miss Holloway was so smitten with Freddy Carruthers, Jr. that she just couldn't wait for the daily camel-toe check.....
     
  7. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    Ha that was a good one, W
     
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    vincenzz Porn Star

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    "So is this the Bay of Pigs I've heard about in school?"

     
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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    "Open your eye, Baby, I think you have a sty...."
     
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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    "Do you smell bacon?"
     
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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    I have a feeling that all of those girls are going to get porked....
     
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    "That's one reason I like you, Johnny. You're not a ham..."
     
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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Sow-turday at the beach.....
     
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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    "Marvin! Were you oinking at that blonde girl?"
     
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    what is wrong with this pig-ture?
     
  16. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    very good all.
     
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    vincenzz Porn Star

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    Wow he wasn't foolin'!!!



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    He was so hungry he could have eaten a ... well you know.

     
  18. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    No one could stand Charlie's horse-laugh
     
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    "So the moral of the story is, never put a gift horse in your mouth ... er ... something like that"
     
  20. umpire2

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    Charlie, would you like a throat lozenge? You seem a little...er...hoarse...