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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    "John: 5? It's a Biblical reference. "Go forth an multiply. Get it??? Lick?"
     
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    "Oh, John! It's so creamy! What's in it?"
     
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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Whenever Faye worked the drinks table, the attendance at the PTA meetings soared...
     
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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    When offering lemonade to customers, Faye never quite understood why most of them asked if they could have a little nip...
     
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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Annoyed that no one ever seemed to notice when she wore new shoes, Faye was determined that today at lunch, they would be the center of attention...
     
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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Faye looked with apprehension at the approaching Principal. Perhaps she had taken 'Casual Fridays' a bit too far...
     
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    ... and that's when Janet realized she was bi. She just couldn't wait to get back to working in the department store Monday morning.

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    Janet literally had to dress her twin sister for school every morning. When it came to choosing an outfit, Julie simply lost her head....
     
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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    As Janet put together that week's window display for Finkelmann's Department Store, her mind idly wondered, "MANnequin? MANnequin? Clearly, it has boobs. Shouldn't it be WOMANnequin?"
     
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    and that's when janet knew that her life was miserable; when THIS was the closest she could get to a pair of fake tits.
     
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    Sahara907 sugarnipples

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    "I'm so pleased that you like my necklace and want to take a picture of it." :rolleyes: :wall:​


     
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    Florence was curious. Why were there no male students in Mr. Potolski's "Nude Arts and Crafts" workshop?
     
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    "Bottoms Up!"
     
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    Ah! So THIS is why Jimmy Buffet likes Marguerita-Ville...
     
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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Wow! Look at those stems!


    And the glasses are neat, too
     
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    "Just a second, ladies! Just so we're clear----Ump said he would fuck ME twice before he even touched the rest of you..."
     
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    "So I told Roger he was crazy if he thought we would all show up at his bachelor party topless!"
     
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