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  1. SexyAleeGurrl

    SexyAleeGurrl Porno Junky

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    Ha define good ;)

    Have you ever thought about how much of a stalker Santa would be if he were real??
     
  2. P-P

    P-P Blue-Eyed Cuddle Whore

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    I can't define good, I would have to see how good you are;)

    Yes, Santa is a creep:)

    Do you think Mrs. Clause had a fetish for elves?
     
  3. HungnYoung

    HungnYoung Porn Star

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    Shes not real.:p

    Do you think if Santa was real he'd be arrested for letting kids sit on his lap?
     
  4. RedNeckNJ

    RedNeckNJ Porn Star

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    only if he acted in appropriately

    If Santas Real then elves are So would you do an Elf?
     
  5. xilix

    xilix Porn Star

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    If the Elf was Hot ;)

    Would you want to live way up on the North Pole?
     
  6. SexyAleeGurrl

    SexyAleeGurrl Porno Junky

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    Nope, it's cold enough here as it is!

    If Santa were real, do you think he has polar bear issues?
     
  7. MissRachael

    MissRachael Don't Let The Blonde Hair Fool You! In XNXX Heaven

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    No, he probably just ate them!!!

    Is it possible to have a chocolate bar and not eat it?
     
  8. SexyAleeGurrl

    SexyAleeGurrl Porno Junky

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    Yes. If you only have it for a second or two lol

    Is it possible to paint your own nails perfectly??
     
  9. MissRachael

    MissRachael Don't Let The Blonde Hair Fool You! In XNXX Heaven

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    Maybe but not me, I gave up and use a salon!

    Is it possible for a man to be right in an argument with his g/f
     
  10. SexyAleeGurrl

    SexyAleeGurrl Porno Junky

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    Not if he wants to be alive at the end of it!

    Is it possible to see a virgin patch of snow on the sidewalk and restrain yourself from stepping in it?
     
  11. MissRachael

    MissRachael Don't Let The Blonde Hair Fool You! In XNXX Heaven

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    No way!

    Is it possible to look elegant as you slip on your bum on the same patch of snow!
     
  12. SexyAleeGurrl

    SexyAleeGurrl Porno Junky

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    Ha not possible!

    Have you been embarrassed about falling on the ice even when theres no one around?
     
  13. xilix

    xilix Porn Star

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    I don't get embarrassed :p

    Would you let me rub the soreness from your bum after you fell? ;)
     
  14. SexyAleeGurrl

    SexyAleeGurrl Porno Junky

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    Maybe ;)

    Have you ever managed to run across an icy parking lot without falling?
     
  15. xilix

    xilix Porn Star

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    Yep.

    Does sliding while waving your arms around count? :excited:
     
  16. P-P

    P-P Blue-Eyed Cuddle Whore

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    Kinda just kinda slid on across the lot.:p

    Have you ever tripped over your own two feet and did a face plant in the concrete in front of a bunch of people?
     
  17. SexyAleeGurrl

    SexyAleeGurrl Porno Junky

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    :p sure lol

    As an adult, have you ever wished Santa was real?
     
  18. P-P

    P-P Blue-Eyed Cuddle Whore

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    No. Stalkers are nice, but he's a little excessive:p.

    Do you have a Santa fantasy?:p
     
  19. xilix

    xilix Porn Star

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    What do you mean Santa isn't real?!? :eek:

    Who the hell is the fat guy groping my mother then?!? :eek:
     
  20. SexyAleeGurrl

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    .... Maybe :p

    Ever wonder why kids put themselves in the freezing cold for an hour just to build a snow man?