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    You can now get verified on forum.

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    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

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  1. Distant Lover

    Distant Lover Master of Facts

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    If you smell something bad it probably time for you to take a shower and change your underwear.
     
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  2. Distant Lover

    Distant Lover Master of Facts

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    I am the Master of Facts. You are the Master of Invective. Every day you sit at the entrance of XNXX.com issuing your gratuitous insults at those who want to come in and join the XNXX community.

    I can only guess at the number of posters you have chased away, including nubile females. :(

    There is no point in asking if you have anything worthwhile to contribute to serious discussions of important issues. It is obvious that you do not. :mad:
     
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  3. LucyFur

    LucyFur Sex Machine Suspended!

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    think i might have posted in right section didn't know general was joke though

    anyways yeah if i had wanted the usual rate my ass type thread i would have posted in pictures thread but like i said not into contests of who is better

    if anything i'm probably the worst sort of girl you could find online difficult and stuff

    i'd rather you guys not fight but whatever it's like watching 2 cocks fight over who is better at playing poker nothing wrong with that but i think you both may not know how to play very well with others

    i'm one to talk being so socially awkward i might as well be scribbling on the yellow pages
     
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  4. Eric the Red

    Eric the Red Porn Star

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    You've got it all wrong baby girl.
    There is no better or worse, you either fancy it or you don't.
    One can't really make a value judgment on taste.

    As far as being the worst sort of girl, in my book the worst sort of girl is really a guy, and I hope you're not saying that you are a guy.

    Those guys fight over everything so I wouldn't let that bother you too much.
     
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  5. Distant Lover

    Distant Lover Master of Facts

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    I am always quick to respond when richief flames a winsome young lass. :excited:

    Unfortunately, LacyFur will not accept my Friend Request. :sad::cry:

    Consequently, she is on her own when it comes to the XNXX garbage.

    Of course, she can always change her mind. :)

    Before leaving, LucyFur I would like to leave you with this thought:


    [youtube]7rGdGBq5Nr0[/youtube]
     
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  6. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    I explained this once before around here somewhere; simply I did the laundry and forgot and put her undies in the dryer she would run off and buy new ones from Victoria Secret. Which was more than fine with me. Now she does the laundry and I don't care what she does with my underoos, cause generally I'm going commando.

    As to what it is that leaks out of women is called, it's "clitty litter" :)

    And now that I know the source of the soiling, I won't be buying any more from your ex. (shooter gags)
     
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  7. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    Lucyfur;
    Be aware. DL will corrupt your mind and if he (she/it) gets the chance your body.
    Richief talks tough, cause he is, but he's really a big ol puddy tat if you give him curley wurleys
    In my humble opinion I am one of the most rational and coureous members. Please feel free to ask me anything.
    (PS if you have any underoos needing to be cleaned I have a special on right now, satisfaction quaranteed, same day service, reasonable prices)
     
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  8. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    And Randyknight can't be relied on; he keeps having to run cause the cops wanna talk to him about that incident with the goat.............
    And Eric the Red is actually Eric the Maroon. Or maybe this week it's Eric the Pink.

    And yeah, DL and Richief fight like.............well, like...............you know................sissys. You can ignore them when they get like this.
     
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  9. richief

    richief The Curly Wurly Man In XNXX Heaven

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    Poor joke, late delivery, ergo unfunny.

    No, you "claim" to be the master of facts and yet have never proven it, you hide from truths because to not do so would fracture your tortured psyche, no grab you leash I here Deidre calling and he is in a bad mood.

    Once again, no, you are always fast to defend a young looking avatar and anyone that claims they are young, but then that is your modus operandi, target them young and groom them for later.
    And what a champion and hero you turn out to be. 'I will defend you young lady, sit near me,and be my friend'
    'I won't defend you because you refused my friend request so you are on your own'.

    You are a class one, grade 'A' twat, and she is better off without your friendship.
     
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  10. Eric the Red

    Eric the Red Porn Star

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    Excuse me, but do I know you?:confused:
     
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  11. WhaWhaWha

    WhaWhaWha Registered Self Abuser

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    ... and throw in a couple of shots of you doing headstands and holding up the vulcan sign (live long and prosper) and make sure your hair is brushed and teeth combed... and so on...
     
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  12. 69magpie

    69magpie Mischievous Magpie

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    Good for you LacyFur you've got my stamp of approval.
     
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  13. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    I was going to say berber...didn't know about the pattern berber though. One can learn something new here every day!!
     
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  14. Distant Lover

    Distant Lover Master of Facts

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    Try to put some wit into your invective. I am entitled to more eloquent calumny than you seem capable of.
     
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  15. Distant Lover

    Distant Lover Master of Facts

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    When have I ever been proven to be mistaken about a factual assertion? :confused:

    When have I ever committed a logical fallacy? :confused:

    Here is a website I use to expose the fallacies of others. :excited:

    http://www.nizkor.org/features/fallacies/
     
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  16. 69magpie

    69magpie Mischievous Magpie

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    It seems that lately you've been drinking from Baller's bath tub, ...you aren't entitled to anything doggo, but if you insist I'll happily keep kicking you in the bollocks.
     
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  17. LucyFur

    LucyFur Sex Machine Suspended!

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    the usual response

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  18. richief

    richief The Curly Wurly Man In XNXX Heaven

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    As Mag says, you are entitled to fuck all, this isn't the welfare office, so if you want something try earning it

    No you never make mistakes, you just argue the simple points and avoid the harder questions.
     
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  19. anotheruser1

    anotheruser1 Porn Star

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    Instead of arguing, I prefer to see some more of that fine body pictured in the first post
     
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  20. ThisFNG

    ThisFNG Porn Star

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    I only see carpet covered in pink. what are you talking about?
     
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