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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

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    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. Danny man

    Danny man Newcumer

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    Well i still go to school and when people found out I watch porn they all were disgusted. I was wondering if anyone could give me song comebacks or responses. Thanks for the help
    -Danny man
     
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  2. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    Does this work???

    [YOUTUBE]luKmSLXukaw[/YOUTUBE]
     
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  3. Danny man

    Danny man Newcumer

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    Funny video but not any help
     
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  4. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    :confused::confused::confused:You asked for "song comebacks", did you not???
     
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  5. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    Or this one ... and tell them that if they are going to act like dicks, they may as well look the part.:rolleyes:

    Plus it says you practice safe cyber sex.:p

    [YOUTUBE]peJMUxwkUq8[/YOUTUBE]
     
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  6. Danny man

    Danny man Newcumer

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    I ment some comebacks not song. Can you think of any pluses of porn?
     
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  7. creditcard1912

    creditcard1912 Porn Surfer Suspended!

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    You 're unlucky ~
     
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  8. Danny man

    Danny man Newcumer

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    I know and no kidding everyone is weirder out
     
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  9. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    Well it is a good cure for blueballs. ;)

    Now I know why they are disgusted though ... you were sluffing off on your English studies and spanking the monkey while you should have learned how to write properly. :razz:

    Since you are new I will give you a little advice. Use the preview button to look at your post before you send it.
     
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  10. tim929

    tim929 Porn Star

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    Now you tell me...All this time I have just been saying stupid shit and spamming the submit button like I knew what I was doing.:excited:
     
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  11. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    If that is the case tim, from what I read from you ... you work pretty well without a net.;)
     
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  12. deviousdave

    deviousdave Title request rejected

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    Stop acting like a child. You come onto the forum, tell people you are still in school, and are looking for ways to not get 'dissed' for watching pornography. Grow up, get on with your work, tell those people its none of their business.

    Besides, contrary to what they tell you, they watch porn too.
     
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  13. Danny man

    Danny man Newcumer

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    Thanks that was the first actual helpful comment
     
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  14. bitchesonmyjock

    bitchesonmyjock Sex Machine

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    Tell them niggas to practice safe sex and fuck off.
     
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  15. knoxvillainswife

    knoxvillainswife Porn Star

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    Which is better, watching some porn with the safety of your own hand...or going out and getting drunk and bringing home god-knows-who, catching who-knows-what?
     
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  16. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Tell them to talk to the hand...;)
     
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  17. knoxvillainswife

    knoxvillainswife Porn Star

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    Reminds me of what I did to an ex, way back when. He caught me masturbating, and he figures it's evil, and while he was yelling at me I licked my hand then sucked on my finger. Not the whole reason we broke up, but we never kissed after that fight.
     
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  18. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    He should have joined you instead of bitching.... his loss.
     
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  19. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    Thank Christ for women like you. Wtf was he thinking ? Talk about a turn-on.

    You sound like a handful ... no pun intended.
     
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  20. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    I like, "Mind your own fucking business" as a comeback.

    Because they should mind their own fucking business (besides, I bet at least 2/3rds of the ones who are saying anything watch porn themselves. Jerks.)
     
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