1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. Laughing

    Laughing Porn Surfer

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    True ?!!
     
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  2. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    I still think the biggest lie ever is "Honest, I won't cum in your mouth". :eek:
     
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  3. Pussy Shark

    Pussy Shark Porn Star

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    Holy shit that's aweful.....but true!
     
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  4. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    Ya ... it is in good company along with : "the check is in the mail" and "I love you". Oh ya, and "don't look at me, I didn't do it".
     
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  5. Pussy Shark

    Pussy Shark Porn Star

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    Oh I've got one! From WAY back in the day when you were in high school- "No.....you're the first...." Yeah right! Eat me!
     
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  6. Obscene Cupcake

    Obscene Cupcake sexy fluffzilla

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    so true
     
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  7. Obscene Cupcake

    Obscene Cupcake sexy fluffzilla

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    I love you isn't the biggest lie ever, just the most common xD


    but I mean, what can you do when the other person is staring at you with puppy dog eyes. be like "yeah erm. I don't love you, but I enjoy your company and have fun sucking your dick?"
     
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  8. Pussy Shark

    Pussy Shark Porn Star

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    OC- I love you!!:excited:
     
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  9. ShadowBane

    ShadowBane Sex Lover

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    Biggest / Most Common Lie ever.

    "I have read and agreed to the terms of conditions."​

    :excited::excited::excited::excited::excited:​
     
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  10. Obscene Cupcake

    Obscene Cupcake sexy fluffzilla

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    I love you too baby!
     
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  11. Obscene Cupcake

    Obscene Cupcake sexy fluffzilla

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    [YOUTUBE]5Yd7hawQPpE[/YOUTUBE]
     
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  12. Obscene Cupcake

    Obscene Cupcake sexy fluffzilla

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    @video: rub yer nipples, on yer screen.
     
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  13. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    If a woman said that to me ... I would be okay with that but I would still expect her to make me breakfast in the morning. :p
     
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  14. Obscene Cupcake

    Obscene Cupcake sexy fluffzilla

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    make him breakfast? I did more than that, I bought him an portable grill for his dorm room! and the bitch mutilated "elfen lied" for me as thanks. he "took out the naked parts".

    hate to break it to him, but it really doesn't bother me to say naked anime girls. and I worry about him that it bothered him so much that he took those parts out for my birthday present.

    cheap asshole.

    *angst*
     
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  15. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    LMAO ... I like Foamy. That is hilarious.
     
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  16. tim929

    tim929 Porn Star

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    "Im with the government. Im here to help."
     
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  17. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    " We won't interfere with States Medical Marijuana laws."
     
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  18. RandyKnight

    RandyKnight Have Gun, Will Travel

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    Times change....

    use to be..."Check is in the Mail"

    now it is...."Payment must have been lost on the Net"......;)
     
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