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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. joliet

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    You must be Jewish.
     
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  2. N1663R H8R

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    Go have some more meaningless sex with a matzo ball you kike loving ass pimple.
     
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  3. joliet

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    Daddy, what are Kosher foods?

    Kosher foods are those that conform to the regulations of the Jewish Halakhic law framework, "Kosher" meaning fit or allowed to be eaten.

    Reasons for food not being Kosher include the presence of ingredients derived from Non-Kosher animals or from Kosher animals that were not slaughtered in the ritually proper manner.

    A mixture of meat and milk, wine or grape juice (or their derivatives) produced without supervision, the use of produce from Israel that has not been tithed, or the use of Non-Kosher cooking utensils and machinery.

    "Daddy, does Pizza Hut serve Kosher pizza?"

    I don't know. It could be if the owner is a Jew. Call them on the phone and ask them while I record the conversation.
     
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  4. anotheruser1

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    DO NOT READ ANYTHING FROM THIS FUCKING MORON. THIS NUT CASE SHALL BE BANNED SOON ENOUGH.
     
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  5. LucyFur

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    hard to not read your post when it's soooo big and capitalized
     
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  6. joliet

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    "Who said I was Jewish? I am just thrifty. Rochester, bring the car around front because I want to visit a close friend of mine that is in the hospital."

    Sorry Boss, the car is out of fuel. I tried using that credit card you gave me, but it was rejected because you are over the limit.

    "I swear that I sent them a check a few months ago. Rochester, go to the neighbor's house and get the lawnmower gas can from their garage."

    I can't do that Boss. That would be stealing.

    "Leave them an IOU."
     
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  8. joliet

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    It is also required that you have a rectal examination by Dr Ben Dover.
     
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  9. joliet

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    Welcome to Fantasy Island.
     
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  10. joliet

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    Have a Lucky Strike.
     
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  12. joliet

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    Looking back on this thread. I wonder why I added this post about kosher foods. I must have been drunk and/or high on drugs. My apology.

     
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