I believe Jerry Springer shot a series in the UK once upon a very long time ago, but it flunked because UKanians are very backward when it cometh to talking about sex.

I should know, after time spent working as a phone actress. The conversations tend to go thusly:

Caller: Hey baby, what are you wearing?
Actress: A blue cocktail dress, darling. You?
Caller: Blue, you say? Hmm, you wouldn't be going for cocktails with the Horston-Worlers, by chance would you? I have my tuxedo on, plainly classic black I'm afraid.
Actress: The Horston-Worlers, you say? Not a blithering chance I'd be seen anywhere near their gaff. Why, didn't you hear what happened when they arrived at Buck House for tea on Sunday? Old Man HW ran over a corgi! They are being charged with treason, I believe.
Caller: Treason? But surely t'was an accident?
Actress: An accident be damned! The first time may have been accidental, but to keep running over the poor mite until it was quite flat was...oh, it was horrid, I can tell you! The Bentley had blood and dog hair all over the tires!
Caller: What, what, good one, old bean! I say, I can feel a stirring in my nether regions. You wouldn't happen to know of a cure for such ungodly a condition, would you?
Actress: I believe a good gallop around the grounds on the back of Lady Charmichael, followed by a brisk cold shower might do the trick. Or so Bertie told me.
Caller: By golly, you have a point! Well, thank you so much, you brazen harlot! T'was good to chat, what!
Actress: By golly, is that the time? The horse and carriage will be arriving at any mo! Chin, chin!
*brrrrrrrrrrr*

See? It doesn't quite work, does it? As for our famed 'rednecks', well let me tell you, their necks are more pink than red...it's the purple heads we tend to shy away from in dear old Blighty!

 

Hey Beavis, who is Joliet anyway?

"He is guy that started this thread."

I know that, but why did he start the thread in first place?

"That's a good question Beavis. Let's call him on the phone."

Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh..

"Beavis, why are you laughing?"

The operator said his phone has been disconnected or is temporarily out of service.

Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh....

 

baller will answer the question shortly,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

 

from someone you know ??? you mean yourself and you have to pay mommy rent and food money so that leaves youfive dollers to spend oh wow,,,,,,,,,
of by the sound of your posting you are getting real brave ,, are you trying to impress your little cunt ??? and now you are posting another sock but making SUPER DUMB stories about where your new sock lives in a getto hood,,, nice try bitch,,,,,,,,,,,

 

Is everyone a sock to you?

 

Which idiot gave you a weekday pass? Get back to the ward fake ass punk............

 

Seems so, think your friend is right about some of these delusional idiots here..........................

 

now this quite the proof this is ballers sock even uses baller's quotes and sayings,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

 

notice how all the socks come on at the same time dumb mistake baller ,,:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

hey baller cali you know that ass avatar has been used before ??? and the poster was not caligirl1809,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

 

Boyfriend I've made that very clear on this forum, B's with me:rose:

 

Oh yeah? Interesting

 

that ass is like margerine it spreads for everyone ,,need proof you have a 3yr old girl you say and you are 19 spreading at a young age how many have you spread for ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

 

Prove it or shut the fuck up....................Anyone could say that, even a delusional idiot from CH.

 

I sure am,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA baller you fucked up you forgot to change back to the right poster HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA see what a ass you just made of yourself,,,,,,:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

Need proof a fake ass punk from CH who can't spell owns a business...........

 

Sorry..............boyfriend.

 

baller if having a kis at 16 isn't proof of spreading then you are retarded,,,,,,,,