Well I will start it off, the oddest place I woke up has to be that privet beach after the fourth of July party at this chicks beach house. Ended up giveing her my shirt becuase all her close got washed away. Damn I wish I still talked to her

 

what

what happened next?

 

ha ha on the beach. . .nice!
I woke up under the front of a car in a field, I was at a bonfire party and hooked up with an ex-we ended up sleeping with our heads under the car because the dew was really wet. My buddy hit the panic button on his alarm the next morning and scared the SHIT out of us both!

 

Well I wish I remebered more only rember wakeing up with her laying naked on my chest me in the sand. I gave her my shirt after we went another round because we couldnt find her bathing suit or jeans

 

Hey. New here. My oddest was a graveyard

 

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My wife and i made love on a beach in Japan,under an upside down row-boat,you should have seen the guys eyes the next morning,when he turned the boat over to go fishing,my wife sure was embarrassed,(i wasnt)

 

Graveyard I had an ex who had a fetish about sex in a graveyard under an hawthorne tree. I dont know why she had a tree she wanted but she did, I never got to help her with that

 

In the summertime, at the seaside, on the beach, with a bitch!

The sun was rising and a border man soldier was looking at us...

We were both dressed, but the bottles of booze were just telling him what has happened...

I've offered him a bottle that still had some booze in it - he took it and retired into a more secluded place, to enjoy it...

Fact is that I was with a friend of mine, camping, and we were sharing the same tent - he has hooked up with a bitch too!
I just went to the tent, woke him up and asked him to take his "girl friend" out for an early breakfast, since I just needed to give my bitch an early fuck (once again!!!)...

Good old times & memories!... :excited:

 

Crackhouse with your Mom.

 

When I was stationed overseas I once woke up in a "hooch" after going to a bar. I was naked and alone. First thing I did was check to see if i still had a wallet in my pants and to my surprise i did and th emoney was still there too. Anyway, i got dressed and exited into an alley. i found my way out and back to base. The next night i went back to town and this girl asked me why i had left her place. I told her i didn't even remember going there with her. She said I was so drunk that I passed out as soon as i got my clothes off lol.
i did go home with her that night and had one hell of a night, I had regular "dates" with her for the whole time I was there.

 

My own bed... *sigh*

 

Inside a locked football stadium in the catering area...... I still have no idea how we (I assume I wasn't alone) got inside the stadium, past security and into the catering area AND never got found till the late hours of the following morning by a very surprised security guard.

 

Ok just because this is where my mind went...You didn't get arrested for trespassing?

 

Nice man ya drinking can cause problems with your wallet but what branch?

 

on a pool table naked with two women also naked

 

In another state.

 

I can help with that but air fair isnt cheap, Jack Daniels is but maybe not as fun as me.

 

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I had just been stationed at Ft. Ord in California after my tour in Vietnam. Only had a few months to go. Went to a club/bar in Monterrey which is just a few miles from the base. Met this woman there and proceeded to just get shitfaced. I only remember us fucking in her car and then driving someplace before I passed out. She woke me up and dragged me into her house where we both flopped on her bed. When I woke up the next morning I was naked, she was naked and my dick was sore as hell. It was then that she woke up looked at the clock and told me to hurry and leve as her husband would soon be home. I just made it out the door as he came in through the back door. After walking just a short distnce i realized i was on the base Took awhile but i found my way back to my company area. The next time I saw her was at the PX with her husband in tow. He was a 1st Lt. assigned to an MP company. Learn from others on the base that he was a real asshole.

 

Got a new one for all of you, the pick up bed of a park rangers truck

 

ON a small dresser in some room that two sisters shared. My friend was laid over on the bed. No real idea how we got there or how we got back. I do remember saying something to their mom though.