C130 wins by my standerds

 

Stark naked with a 20 year old busty redhead in her little sisters plastic pink playhouse at the bottom of their large garden.... both of us stark naked....

 

Air Force

 

Ohkay I've got a couple.

I was like 15 at the time dating an 18 year old chick. We had a fun time and woke up at a graveyard.

This one is fairly recent so a couple of weeks ago I was with this guy and woke up in an abandoned warehouse. That night was hella fun.

Uhm this one was the best I was with my best friend of the time and we we're messing around back in high school. We snuck into the school to cause mayhem in the teacher's lounge and stuff but we just ended up in the cafeteria making out and junk. Woke up with the janitor threatening to call the cops on us.

 

With my head behind the toilet between it and the wall.

(One) of the reasons I quit drinking.

 

An odd place

The oddest place I woke up wasn't odd in itself, but the view from the window was. Wondering where I was, I looked out of the window to see my girlfriend looking out of the window in the block opposite. Also, I had no idea who the naked girl I'd been lying mext to, was. It had been a good night.

 

Hey if its got the word odd its game

 

I shed a tear of laughter just remembering this, anyhow. A good buddy of mine purchased a bowling alley. That weekend after his closing on the property he decided to have a party. Invited were his relatives & close friends, prolly 50 people. At the party I zeroed in on his foxy cousin, whom I never met. Upon removing the drool from my chin & capturing some type of composure. I had my buddy introduce us. From that point Liz who was a junior in college & I didn't leave the bar. The dozen or so drinks we had no doubt influenced some hot conversation. After near 4 hours the party was at near end with just maybe 5 people remaining. My buddy came over to Liz & I and made mention of our fate in meeting. I agreed & explained to him that Liz & I had intentions of going some place for a few more cocktails. He then said "why don't you just have a few more here" as he threw me the keys to the place. "Just lock it up when you leave" Her & I then proceeded to get entirely fucked up. When I woke I had her in my arms, both of us nude. When I looked up, I laughed loud enough to wake her. Here we were under the pin setter on lane 3. She then proceed to explain to me that she thought it would be a good idea last evening to fuck under a pin setter. Who was I to disappoint her? As we proceed to do the nasty once again. I seen my buddy a few days there after & returned his key with a thanks. He promptly said to me, "You Lucky Basterd, You Lucky Basterd" I looked at him in question, he then replied. "I was oiling the lanes & I seen ass prints under #3 pinsetter" "You Lucky Basterd" LOL :excited:

 

in the middle of a road

 

I struggle to count the times i have woken in a public toilet.

 

The oddest place I woke was by the side off a pool at a friends house. With his sister we were both nude. My friend came out with his girl friend and woke is up. His sister and I went back to her room and had sex a couple of times. I miss her she was a good fuck.

 

Bump

 

Been there ....... ........different toilet.... same shit.

 

I have to agree but its only odd when you have no idea whos toilet it is. Although im usally in the shower or tub

 

The wierdest place I have woken up after sex is the garage of a supermarket. We did it there and must have fallen asleep afterwards...

 

Steven

In 1971 I went to a party just outside of Ft. Ord in California. Woke up in the back of a moving pick-up truck that had a shell covering the back. So after I saw a sign saying welcome to Sparks, NV. When I got the driver to stop I realized it was a girl I had met at the party. I was a little upset as I was supposed to be on duty that day. Her explanation was she liked me and was taking me home to meet her folks. Her folds lives in Salt Lake City. After I calmed down I was able to convince her how important it was to get back to the base. To say the 1st sgt was pissed would be an understatement. Didn't get off that base for the next several months and pulled weekend details for a long time. Sad thing is I just don't remember what I did for most of that night.

 

Had something similar happen at Ft Lewis, WA....BUT I remembered her name...sadly to say that was about all....I made it back JUST in the nick of time....the SDO was making his rounds and I had only been at my post for about 5 minutes....Good to hear that someone else was a party hardy soldier like myself....Right on man....your good in MY book!!!

 

Military dates seem to be fun as hell wish I could join damn cuts mean they wont take me

 

Australia.

 

In a coffin, explain that shit!