Welcome to the Jerry Springer show.

Today, we will confront Empress Lainie and discuss her thoughts.

She will be sitting in the middle of the stage.

[Cut to commercial]

Jerry Springer says, "Who the fuck is Empress Lainie?

Advisor replies, "I don't know either."

Jerry Springer says, "Well, where did you find her?"

Advisor replies, "She was walking her dog outside the front of the building and we decided to ask her if she wanted to come in. She is very talkative."

Jerry Springer says, "Okay, but why can't you find somebody like Monica Lewinsky?"

 

I think I might go and smite someone l8r

 

I am not deranged enough to get on the JS show. Give me about 10 yrs.
Besides I have my own show at the Gold Coast Tues or Wed nites.

 

:excited:That's funy.

 

Thank you ladies and gentlemen. Please have a seat.

I want you to enjoy my rendition of the song Volare.

Here it goes...

Volare, oh oh
Cantare, oh oh oh oh
Let's fly way up to the clouds
Away from the maddening crowds
We can sing in the glow of a star that I know of
Where lovers enjoy peace of mind
Let us leave the confusion and all disillusion behind
Just like bird of a feather, a rainbow together we'll find

Volare, oh oh
E contare, oh oh oh oh
No wonder my happy heart sings
Your love has given me wings
Penso che un sogno cosi non ritorni mai piu
Mi dipingevo le mani e la faccia di blu
Poi d'improvviso venivo dal vento rapito
E incominciavo a volare nel cielo infinito

Volare, oh oh
E contare, oh oh oh oh
Nel blu, dipinto di blu
Felice di stare lassu
E volavo, volavo felice piu in alto del sole ed ancora piu su
Mentre il mondo pian piano spariva lontano laggiu
Una musica dolce suonava soltanto per me

Volare, oh oh
E cantare, oh oh oh oh
No wonder my happy heart sings
Your love has given me wings
Nel blu, dipinto di blu
Felice di stare lassu

 

And the point of this thread is.. What, exactly?

 

It doesn't matter...he never has a point!! :excited:

 

VOLARE

Sorry Joliet, Laura953 sings it much better than you do. After all she IS Italian.:rose:

 

he never has a point!!

 

Jerry, you just violated the restraining order that I have against you.

Don't you remember?

I was that you will not ever mention my name on any of your television programs.

I am taking you to the People's Court.

 

Judge Wopner: "Jerry, I am a fan of your television show."

Jerry Springer: "I am a fan of yours too."

Judge Wopner: "Jerry, I am letting you off with a warning."

Jerry Springer: "Thank you Judge."

Judge Wopner: "Monica, you are to report to my office in ten minutes."

Monica Lewinsky: "Judge, I am really not that type of girl. I swear."

 

Which is exactly why I brought it up.
Mods, why aren't you deleting these pointless threads?
That's the least you can do and still be effective. By all rights, this guy should've been banned by now. :/

 

Aah...come on...you got to get a chuckle out of some of the shit he comes up with....Lighten up....

He is like a class clown and some laugh and others just wish they could get some attention.....

 

Yeah. Even an asshole can make a funny sound now and then.

And then you have the third group of people, of which I am a part, who wish the class clown would either shut up or stay on topic because we'd actually like to take something away from our time in said classroom. -.o

I get it. Baller, Dante and Deidre are gone, and now y'all are bored because you've noone to argue with and slander, so you let folks like Joliet and Cummmm get away with anything for the "entertainment" value of it. I'm sorry, but I'm not entertained. There are other "channels" you can change it to, folks, you don't have to leave it on Jersey Shore 24/7.

 

speak for yourself

 

Very simple solution, if Joliet's threads annoy or provoke you, simply do not enter. He thrives on the discontent, not exactly a troll nor does he pick arguments. I'm sure he chuckles every time someone enters one of his threads and posts negatively.

He knows what he can get away with and he keeps all ten toes at the threshold of the line cleverly never crossing.

In sexuality, Dr Love today started a thread asking when was the last time people shit their pants, now that right there is worse than any thread Joliet has started.

Off to see some titties.

 

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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-DVi0ugelc




Empress Laine many thanks.
Unfortunately, when I sing the mice run away.
Lainie video for you
: kiss: my love

 

Erotico stomp

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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3v8yv45JZS0


Ti hanno vista bere a una fontana che non ero io
ti hanno vista spogliata la mattina, birichina biricò.
Mentre con me non ti spogliavi neanche la notte,
ed eran botte, Dio, che botte
ti hanno visto alzare la sottana, la sottana fino al pelo. Che nero!
Poi mi hai detto "poveretto, il tuo sesso dallo al gabinetto"
te ne sei andata via con la tua amica, quella alta, grande fica.
Tutte e due a far qualcosa di importante, di unico e di grande
io sto sempre a casa, esco poco, penso solo e sto in mutande.

Penso a delusioni a grandi imprese a una Tailandese
ma l'impresa eccezionale, dammi retta, è essere normale.
Quindi, normalmente, sono uscito dopo una settimana
non era tanto freddo, e normalmente ho incontrato una puttana.

A parte il vestito, i capelli, la pelliccia e lo stivale
aveva dei problemi anche seri, e non ragionava male.
Non so se hai presente una puttana ottimista e di sinistra,
non abbiamo fatto niente, ma son rimasto solo, solo come un deficiente.

Girando ancora un poco ho incontrato uno che si era perduto
gli ho detto che nel centro di Bologna non si perde neanche un bambino
mi guarda con la faccia un pò stravolta e mi dice "sono di Berlino".
Berlino, ci son stato con Bonetti, era un pò triste e molto grande
però mi sono rotto, torno a casa e mi rimetterò in mutande.

Prima di salir le scale mi son fermato a guardare una stella
sono molto preoccupato, il silenzio m'ingrossava la cappella.
Ho fatto le mie scale tre alla volta, mi son steso sul divano,
ho chiuso un poco gli occhi, e con dolcezza è partita la mia mano

 

I starting to think this guy is a genius.

 

Brutissimo!