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    Personal info as kik, email, skype etc. is not allowed ("email is....."; “kik is same as my username”) on our forum. Please use Private Messages for it.

    Personal ads with pictures or videos post in Personal and not in Pic & Movie Post.


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    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  3. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. trumpet

    trumpet The Raging Horn

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    Subtle, Scotch. Real smooth.
     
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  2. downwind

    downwind Sex Machine

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    I use to say, "Are you in town to do a movie?"
     
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  3. Lirsha

    Lirsha Porn Surfer

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    Someone actually used this one on me once...I still don't think my eyes have recovered from rolling so far back in my head.LOL

    "I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?"
     
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  4. ipscout

    ipscout bug24

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    Are you a have my my universal access code?
    ...because you have just activated my sexual interface unit!

    BEEP![​IMG]
     
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  5. Farmer7667

    Farmer7667 Porn Surfer

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    one of my favorites...

    "were you raised on a farm? because you sure know how to raise a cock!"
     
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  6. Ruben_Smexytime

    Ruben_Smexytime Amateur

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    "I'm writing a book, a phone book to be exact, can I have your number?"

    "That shirt would look great on my bedroom floor"
     
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  7. ElCovino

    ElCovino Porn Surfer

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    How about this: Wanna go halves on a baby? No? well we can practice!
     
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  8. mwb1974

    mwb1974 Newcumer

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    I wish you were one of the those little Postman Pat vans that sit outside Boots the chemist.... why??? I could ride you all night for a quid!!
     
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  9. lastat02

    lastat02 Amateur

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    re:

    ....Fuck me if im wrong....But dont i know you?
     
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  10. Funilingus

    Funilingus Porno Junky

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    "Hi, I write erotica, and I'm looking for a research assistant..."
    Actually, this line was used on me, by my eventual ex-wife.

    I'm philosophically opposed to the use of pick-up lines myself.
    They feel too contrived, artificial. And I pride myself on being genuine.

    Although based on what I've seen here I think i just thought of one:
    "Do you ever take sex polls? Because I have a pole I'd like to give you..."
     
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  11. Sir_X

    Sir_X Sex Lover

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    lol that's a nice one.


    That's true. My best one is still: "Hi."
     
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  12. Parsnippy

    Parsnippy Porno Junky

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    nice legs, what time do they open?
     
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  13. cijababe

    cijababe Virtual Mistress

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    Well it may not be a good one, but hubby and me are just about to celebrate 25 years -

    'How old do you think I am?'

    We met at Uni, he was a mature student in first year, I was in third year.....

    I don't think it would work very well if the woman asks - veeery dangerous question!
     
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  14. 1159022

    1159022 Porn Star

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    [​IMG]
     
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  15. 1159022

    1159022 Porn Star

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    [​IMG]
     
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  16. roadman10

    roadman10 Amateur

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    "did you grow up on a farm? cuz you sure know how to raise cocks"
     
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  17. vaine111

    vaine111 Newcumer

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    I had planned on suggesting that as soon as I saw the topic title, as it has a 9/10 chance of getting you, at the very least, a new acquaintance :)

    Allthough, since this topic seem to be made for massive amounts of cheese and cliche, these three has to be the worst :lol:

    "Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love."

    "Can i take a picture of you to prove to my friends that angels really do exist?"

    "Can I have some directions? (To where?) To your heart."
     
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  18. yusuke1223

    yusuke1223 Porn Surfer

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    polar bear

    here's one. while at a bar go up to the pretty lady and say "excuse me ms. do you know how much a polar bear weighs?" she says no then you say "enough to break the ice" then introduce yourself.
     
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  19. skinny99

    skinny99 Porn Surfer

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    Hi I am "name" so what is your story and where do you fit in it? Pretty effective!! Todd
     
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  20. Charles "Bad Boy" Bronson

    Charles "Bad Boy" Bronson Sex Machine

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    Back when I was a youngster I would be like, "If I beat your boyfriend's ass, will you go out with me?" I never said anything clever, I was more about being upfront.
     
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