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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

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  3. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

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  1. lilsweetbaby

    lilsweetbaby Sex Lover

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    Let's face it the internet isn't known for the biggest collection of truth and we have all told a lie at some point online. What were the best ones you heard or told someone.

    One of my favorites was a guy said that his penis was 11 inches long and 7 and a half wide and that his sister and mother were the ones who measured it. Now he didn't oversell it by saying that he had sex with them but still I call a bullshit. I've also heard a lot of "I slept with emma watson and britney spears" out there as well.
     
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  2. singleagain1692

    singleagain1692 Sex Lover

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    HEY I KNOW YOU

    I USED THIS MANY A TIME - IT MAKES THEM THINK THEY DO AND MORE LIKELY TO SLEEP WITH SOME ONE THEY KNOW
     
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  3. Marly

    Marly Newcumer

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    I promise I'll pull out!
     
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  4. Forsaken_Dog

    Forsaken_Dog Amateur

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    haha, there's a difference from telling a lie and breaking a promise.
     
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  5. vibibottom

    vibibottom Sex Machine

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    From craiglist years ago I had a chick tell me she was "curvy" not fat. I stressed that I don't mind a little meat on the bones but I am NOT into BBW's. She turned out to be a hot air ballon with arms and legs. She was about 5'2", and easily, 240lbs. I know I can be silly on here and post like a horse's ass sometimes, but I'm just trying to be funny. I am not mean or shallow. However, when I pulled up, and seen my little round friend I got back in my car and drove away. I hate liars, pretentious, or fake people.
     
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  6. WhaWhaWha

    WhaWhaWha Registered Self Abuser

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    20 years ago, wife and I found crayon drawings all over our wedding album. We asked our then 2 year old if she knew anything about it. She said her sister did it. Her sister at the time was 11 days old. I questioned little sister, but she couldn't focus her eyes in one place long enough to properly confess. When the laughter subsided some 10 minutes later, we knew we had a little budding rivalry on our hands.
     
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  7. meforyou

    meforyou The Spurtinator

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    "I'll tap your head a moment before." I forgot.
     
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  8. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    I love you Joe, no bullshit..
     
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  9. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    We never slept, just had a threeway..:excited:
     
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  10. xnxxbob

    xnxxbob Porn Star

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    "I promise I won't cum in your mouth"
     
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  11. ezeNEVERAGAIN

    ezeNEVERAGAIN Porno Junky

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    i went to high school with shawn johnson
    and i got sick of ppl asking me about her so i started saying she was a dirty whore and that i and half the school slept with her... alot of ppl believed me :cool:
     
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  12. pyroman5000

    pyroman5000 Sex Lover

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    ive heard 3 different guys in my area tell me they fucked alanis morisette.

    ive used the line "you're the only girl ive fucked today" a couple times, and it was a lie.
     
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  13. BAM 69

    BAM 69 Panty Thief

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    I promise I'll be gentle
     
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  14. swingerguy95621

    swingerguy95621 Aspiring Hedonist

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    my ex-wife telling me she is going to go work out with a friend....as she is showering and shaving her pussy.

    That was when i starting to think she was cheating..and sure enough.
     
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  15. swingerguy95621

    swingerguy95621 Aspiring Hedonist

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    CL is full ofnothing but FAT chicks..."curvy" "bbw" "chunky" all mean FUCKING FAT!! i too like a girl with some meat, not a ton of sloppy potatoes. Size 12 is my limit, but most women on CL are size 18 or more. when will they get it through their heads, they're fat and stop wasting time and just say i'm 5' 2'' 290lbs.
     
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  16. Milo Cronos

    Milo Cronos The Sexual Intellectual

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    You don't have to use a condom or pull out it's not the time of the month I can get pregnant! If you have a uterus and ovaries I don't believe that shit for a moment
     
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  17. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    "Marihuana influences Negroes to look at white people in the eye, step on white men's shadows and look at a white woman twice." Hearst newspapers nationwide, 1935
     
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  18. skibskabscallywag

    skibskabscallywag Amateur

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    You were my first...
     
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  19. vibibottom

    vibibottom Sex Machine

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    LOL!

    or how about:


    "I swear, I have never done this before..."
     
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  20. xnightlessx

    xnightlessx Sex Machine

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    My first time doing anal with my ex. "Yeah baby..I know all about anal.."
     
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