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    You can now get verified on forum.

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  1. InTheMindsEye

    InTheMindsEye What a cock!

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    I stole a Cornetto when I was younger and got cautioned by the police. They asked if I had stolen anything before (which of course I had) and I said "No!", mortally offended. The stupidity of policemen was confirmed at this point when he said "I can tell by the way that you are sitting that you have." I looked at him and bit the insides of my cheeks and tried not to wee my pants laughing. I also stole 20 packs of football cards from John Lewis very recently just because I was bored with shopping.

    So, do I have a problem? And more importantly, what crime have YOU committed
     
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  2. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    It doesn't surprise me that you're an offender. I profiled you a long time ago :rolleyes:
     
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  3. InTheMindsEye

    InTheMindsEye What a cock!

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    As you are entitled to do in your role as a Community Support Officer. :excited:
     
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  4. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    I still stand by the legend of my childhood cartoon hero, Judge Dredd; "Everyone's guilty of something".

    With that in mind, I'd always find an excuse to clap you in irons!!
     
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  5. InTheMindsEye

    InTheMindsEye What a cock!

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    And as was prefaced for the Hollywood Fuckbuster of the same cartoon

    "When there is crime in society, there is no justice." Plato.

    Now shut up or 'fess up!
     
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  6. sam1216

    sam1216 Newcumer

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    i dont want to commit crime
     
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  7. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    The last time I was stopped by a police officer was several years ago when the tag on my car was expired and it was a $230 fine!!

    But if thought crimes counted....:rolleyes:
     
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  8. InTheMindsEye

    InTheMindsEye What a cock!

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    They dont. But, if you wish to confess I have a good ear. :)
     
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  9. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Murder? Kidnap? Burying of evidence?

    oOo ewe are a ferocious felion :kiss:
     
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  10. cijababe

    cijababe Virtual Mistress

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    Breaking and entering a gent's toilet - I slipped going down hill and my foot went though a basement window :eek:
     
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  11. InTheMindsEye

    InTheMindsEye What a cock!

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    The bit before the hyphen I can believe - the second bit, I don't think so!
     
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  12. cijababe

    cijababe Virtual Mistress

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    Haha it's the other way round - honest, occifer.

    Well what do you expect, me trying to walk in those high heels? :p
     
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  13. InTheMindsEye

    InTheMindsEye What a cock!

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    I guess when you visit gloryholes you should be suitably attired :excited:
     
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  14. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    Father, forgive me, for I have sinned...:-E

    Umm....I plead the fifth!! :rolleyes:
     
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  15. InTheMindsEye

    InTheMindsEye What a cock!

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    That reminds me of a thread about wanking in church.

    And dont you mean "I plead the filth!"?
     
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  16. Distant Lover

    Distant Lover Master of Facts

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    I am guilty of thought crime. :oops:
     
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  17. InTheMindsEye

    InTheMindsEye What a cock!

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    Am I allowed to say "Stay the fuck out of my thread DL. You are not welcome."
     
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  18. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    Whatever do you mean?? *is innocent - insert angel with halo icon here*
     
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  19. DS1980

    DS1980 Sex Machine

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    When i'm on one of my motorbikes, i rarely keep to the speed limit. Does that count?
     
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  20. cijababe

    cijababe Virtual Mistress

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    Well - apart from the glory hole part
     
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