Wow.

 

Oh i got one to add to the list, Fired a Shoulder Launched Rocket Launcher backwards :? bye bye shed (This was in Costa Rica, got an EX Marine that lives down there hes got all that shit and its away from civiliz.........people

 

Holy Crap, fuck getting an Albert!
Stupidest thing i ever did (except from falling in love with some bitch). . . . hmmmmmm.
The time me and some mates broke into a £3million mansion in a posh part of london (it was abaondoned) then decided to burn it down. When the feds and firemen came we hid in a bush in the garden for 4 hours till they'd put out the fire.
I'm not bullshitting, coz now someone found out it might have been us, i went for a job interview and they asked if i'd ever been near that mansion, i ran like a cunt.

 

You ran from the job interview?

 

okay, got one more to add to the list...startin the grill...

I turned up the gas, reached in with my lighter BOOM, the hair on my hand and half of my hand was gone, (happened today) but thats not it...Fearing to loose more hair and in an attempt to start the other burners...I went to my bathroom, grabbed some aftershave (like all alcohol) poured a bit in a cup, lit it, the cup was half melted, into the grill, the grill about exploded from the superheated firey liquid, half of it spilled on my hand, U cant blow out ignited alcholol its like impossible, so I got this liquid burning my hand off so I ran inside, into the glass sliding door (was paying attention to my hand) dripping fire everywhere, really it was dripping off my hand, Turn the faucet...guess what? It was leaking and I turned the water off to it the day before! So instead of running upstairs, the 40 yard dash, I run BACK outside, im freaking out with this shit burning skin, then I decide to stomp the fire out on my hand (yes I know) so I put my hand on the ground and start stomping on it and finally get it out, now I got 2nd or 3rd degree burns, and I think another broken finger...

 

And you're still typing this? Goddam.

 

mainly using my fingertips which arent well done, and my left hand, im very good on the keyboard :wink: and nothing will keep me from XNXX!

 

Dude.

Go to the hospital, dude.

Seriously.

 

Well it's not so much I didn't finish as much as I didn't even go. We have a terrible school here where graduation is like, less then 30% of the students.

 

My friends mom is a nurse, so i know that im taken care of, she gave me scar cream to heal the skin faster and I went to CVS and got some Gauze, im a fast healer, the switchblade wound was gone in 5 days :wink:

Dude, i like feel no pain, I split my head open and got over 100 stiches... those were some painful painful 114 stiches lol...Ive pushed my body to the breaking point...ive ripped the skin from my fingers split my head open, crashed on a quad having it roll over me, broken both legs and arms broken 8 ribs i can keep going on all day everythings nothing to me now

 

A terrible school is still better than no school. It's not too late to get your diploma. It's really important to have these days. I encourage you to go back and get it.

 

yup.... soap is naaaaaasty shit ain't never walking down that road again. oh, sooperdooper, such a classy act :lol: :lol: :lol:
sharting sucks

 

Wow is it just me or do a lot of these sound either made up or totally exaggerated. I wish I could exaggerate mine but there's really no need to. I've done some stupid shit so far.

okay I have one. I broke my finger pretty bad last year playing basketball after school by getting my hand swatted into the backboard when I was going up for a layup. didn't hurt which was weird but anyway I had hurt it to the point where the orthapedic specialist I went to thought I might need surgery to repair a tendon that was stuck inside the bone or something like that. It was confusing. Anyway, he said no basketball for atleast 6 weeks. I of course didn't listen to him and played everyday and got my finger rebroken a couple of times and had to very painfully put it back into place. long story short, I still can't straighten it all the way and it hurts every once in awhile for no reason. From now on I'm listening to doctors, especially ones who specialize in sports injuries.

 

when i was fifteen me i got someone to throw paintcans at me

 

Pookey, maybe you Txstorm, and my Self should get together...lol. That would be a fun party! I'm sure
we could burn something to the ground...lol.
Doc.

 

When I was 13 or 14 my parents where out of state for a week or so me and 2 friends got pissy drunk on Vodka I dont remeber shit except a few blurrs well i asked them later on since they wherent as drunk.

We walked around the neighborhood went to some chicks out, I fell down a bunch eventually passed out on the front yard neighbor saw, I woke up in the ER, dad came home, was grounded for a while, and thats that.

 

hahahahah great to see intelligent folks are on in here

thats some fucked up shit

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

HEY! th660! You missed this golden oldie from the good 'ol days! :-|

 

I put one of my closest friends into a chokehold just over a week ago because I lost my temper. She's still not very pleased with me.

 

You ought to be in jail or out on bond with a restraining order...........