Seriously
Would it matter, since they are dead?

Would it matter how long they were dead? Or
What they did to the corpse?

I dont know if its true, but my friend told me
Once that his uncle who worked at a morgue got
Busted for fucking a corpse or corpses.

Would you want to be notified by the authorities if
this happend? Or should the fucker just do time
Without you knowing? What difference would it
Make knowing if it would upset you?

Would it be okay if it were a female that fucked your
Male loved ones corpse? Rather than a man who did
It to a male or females corpse

 

its terrible

i shouldnt find this funny but i do... cant stop laughing

 

i dont know how i would feel

necrophilia.... i thinking if i could give him some advice...it would be to tell his girlfriend or sexual partner to play dead or act like she was sleeping (is about the same thing) that way he could get sexual gratification while avoiding jail time

 

Can't believe this is a serious question... this is just utterly disturbing.

 

Sniff sniff..... I smell either a troll or a guy with waaaaaaaayyyyyy too much free time and no (living) partner....

 

it put new meaning in the phases; a dead fuck, have a stiff one, or one last time

I heard of it being done, but never thought much on it. There all soul day, where people dig up their ancestor and parade them around

 

The dude might not be able to get laid amongst the
Living or find a girlfriend or what ever.
Then he's alone at night at work and the next corpse
Is from a super hott lady.

 

Maybe it is. But with all the corpses that go through
The morgues worldwide, do you think someone
Did something to a corpse at some point?
Something sexual.

 

Well then get your nose out of your armpitt, sister,
And speak for yourself.

 

I think thats in haiti or mexico.

I wonder how many corpes go through the system
A day worldwide.

 

Would it bother you to know that 9 chances out of 10
According to statistics that someone would probably
Fuck your corpse?
Just curious is all.

 

The Lizzy Borden mystery has her father, a mortician, heavily into necrophilia as I recall. Personally, I prefer warm and moist, with a little life remaining in them. But the numbers of corpses alone would tend to raise the odds toward bebauchery.

 

wow he cant get laid thats sad.... well in that case pay for it... have the prostitute play dead... is better than getting gangbang in jail after dropping the soap (unless his also into that)

 

A radio station I listen to in the am Has wierd news from around the world. # weeks ago they had a story I believe it was Egypt is trying to pass a law to make it legal to fuck your wife after she has died. But only up to 6 hrs. This is in the belief that you are married for all eternity not just until you die.

 

I heard that also. It was Egypt. A husband or wife could have sex with their dead mate as long as it was with in six hours of the death.

 

Seriously, it would bug the shit our of me. Enough to want to castrate the asshole.

 

You never heard of dudes having dry spells i take it.
A dude might get that hard up, and maybe cant
Afford to keep up with the cost of hookers maybe.
or he is so disturbing looling hookers wont fuck him
for any amount of money, at least not what he can
Afford for his extra rate.
Or he is tired of girls faking death.

 

Damn, youre sick.

 

I found reports about that on youtube when
You search for 'farewell intercourse'.
That's the name of the law.

 

hay! pues no se!! lol