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  1. Midland Dick

    Midland Dick Porn Surfer

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    off work or chilling today, enjoying the sun?
     
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  2. Sleuth

    Sleuth Amateur

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    Today is "Memorial Day" in the United States.

    If it had not been for the Armed Forces of the United States of America, you would be speaking German.

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  3. RandyKnight

    RandyKnight Have Gun, Will Travel

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    Oh Yeah...if it were not for the French you would be speaking English..

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  4. swingerj

    swingerj Sex Machine

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    Bam! Expertly done sir! :cool: Sleuth, I so dislike it when my fellow americans say dumb things like "if it weren't for us you would be...". If it weren't for the meteor we would all be speaking dinosaur right now. Sounds dumb don't it? Give it a rest fellow country men and women. You sound like asses when you say things like that.

    Happy memorial day!
     
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  5. jaxrwyld

    jaxrwyld Sex Lover

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    off today ,, enjoying my day
     
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  6. Rexxracerr

    Rexxracerr i'm just saying

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    me me i am free :)......................today:(
     
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  7. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    I would just like to say that, despite the armed forces of the United States of America, I was forced to learn German in school.

    I can't remember it, it didn't come in useful after I left, but I can eine, zwei, drei with the best of them :neutral:
     
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  8. Midland Dick

    Midland Dick Porn Surfer

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    I was taught French at high school but can't remember much of it, un, deux, trois :rolleyes:
     
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  9. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Ah see, my French is near perfect!!

    Je knows un lot de la Francaise *le nod*
     
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  10. richief

    richief The Curly Wurly Man In XNXX Heaven

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    I have spent another lazy day watching sport, sorry WIndies you just aren't good enough yet. The encore match of the Nationals smacking the Braves 7 - 2 was fun to see.

    Apart from that I am melting in Brum. Fucking heat.

    And I want to be a tree.
     
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  11. Sleuth

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    When I was attending school it was mandatory that you take a language class.

    I chose "French"

    What a worthless language. The only people in the United States that speak it hunt alligators in Louisiana. When I took a trip to Paris, everyone spoke English.

    Today, I think taking a Spanish language class in school should be mandatory in the United States. Maybe it is, I don't know.

    If you speak Spanish and English, that pretty much covers most of the modern world except for France and Germany.

    Oh, I forgot about Chinese. OMG, how could I forget about a billion people that run world's economy?

    Today, I think taking a Chinese language class in school should be mandatory in the United States.
     
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  12. Midland Dick

    Midland Dick Porn Surfer

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    Thats really good, wish I could speak another language.
     
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  13. the fox

    the fox A Feisty little Animal

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    if you look at the thread title on GD it reads who is midland dick
     
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  14. Midland Dick

    Midland Dick Porn Surfer

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    Didn't notice that, I'll have to read over my titles next time.
     
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  15. the fox

    the fox A Feisty little Animal

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    nah thats ok it just amused me
     
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  16. Midland Dick

    Midland Dick Porn Surfer

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    I'm going to keep noticing this on the thread, it said 'Who is the fox' :eek:
     
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  17. the fox

    the fox A Feisty little Animal

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    Strangely I always get asked that through pm.
     
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