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  1. Gazz

    Gazz Sex Lover

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    Hey, i cant recall this topic being done before but im looking for some anal objects...i know of the cucumber, banana and several bottle heads...but is there anything else?

    I was also thinking...(yes i love fruit!) what about strawberries or grapes being used (in the same context as anal beads, being pushed in then forced out?)

    Please post tipis or concerns about doing this!

    Thanks Guys!!!

    -Gazz :)
     
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  2. chunky

    chunky Porn Star

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  3. Kimiko

    Kimiko Porn Star

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    Somehow, I can't quite imagine successfully slipping a grape into my butt.You'd have more luck shoving butter up an eel's ass with a hot poker, to use an expression I heard someplace.
     
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  4. Gazz

    Gazz Sex Lover

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    thanks for the input (!)

    yeah ice cubes...i forgot about them, those are good :D
     
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  5. Snoochies

    Snoochies Porn Star

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    I like to use my BF's cock. That's always laying around the house waiting to be used.

    Just wondering why it has to be "household"? Embarassed to buy your sex toys in a store?
     
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  6. Gazz

    Gazz Sex Lover

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    nono, the reason is that ive just moved home so all cash has kinda went into the new house...and ive never bought a dildo (but i hope to when i get settled in) but household is also more convient, and being off work for 4 weeks doesnt help cash wise :(
     
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  7. Snoochies

    Snoochies Porn Star

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    That's cool.

    But when you do get some cash, there are SOOOO many fun butt plugs out there. You shouldn't have a problem finding something you like
     
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  8. ixi

    ixi Amateur

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    Cucumber
    Bananas - mushed up or in one piece (4 to 6 should fill you)
    Grapes - go well with bananas
    Butternut Squash - get the right size, good base for stability
    Limes, Lemons, Apples, Oranges
    Eggplant - never tried it, always seemed to soft to be worth it
    Baseball Bat
    Chopsticks
    Bottles of all sizes - I prefer bases to necks
    Soda Can - make sure it is upopened
    Wisk
    Hair Brush Handle
    Dog "Kong" Toy

    Hope that helps!

    Love Always,
    ixi
    :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
     
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  9. Zackeriah

    Zackeriah Porn Star

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    Wow. That's A Fair Sized List You've Got There.
    But I've Found That Those Little Rubber Bouncy Balls Are Just Excellent :)
     
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  10. Gazz

    Gazz Sex Lover

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    say i use an apple or orange, wont it get lodged and stay in there? or if i push hard enough, it will come back out?

    great list (time for bananas)

    -Gazz ;)
     
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  11. artep

    artep Sex Machine

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    Try a Lavalamp
    [​IMG]
     
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  12. bigbird

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    Artep - either you've got a huge ass or they build really small lava lamps in Holland?:eek:
     
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  13. ixi

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    An orange/apple/somehting fairly big is not going to go that far into you so your body can generally move it around very little. Mostly it's going to sit just inside your rosebud and not go any further. If you're a first-timer then take a screwdriver, punch a hole down the middle of a lime/ball/orange. Take a shoe lace, tie a big knot on one end, and feed the other end through the hole. Now you can insert the lime/ball/orange/whatever knowing you can enjoy the moment because if you actually needed to, you could just pull it out with the string. And on that note, round objects like that come out a heck of a lot easier than they go in!

    If you want more items...
    Ice Cubes - tried it, hated it
    A string of limes - home made anal beads
    Plantaine <sp> - too rigid so doesn't go deep enough but is bigger than a banana
    Mini Zuccini - too small for me
    Scotch Glass flipped upside down
    Screwdriver - metal is cold = bad (it was on a dare)
    Various wooden furniture dick-shaped things
    Maxipad - don't knock it until you've tried it
    A friend's SMALL hand
    There's more but I'm spacing...I gotta get to work.

    Love Always,
    ixi
    :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
     
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  14. Organics

    Organics Porn Surfer

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    Plunger handle
    Knobby drawer handles
    white out pens
    epi-pin carrying case (My personal fav)
    Butter knife handles
    screwdriver handles
    A stale baguette (LOL)

    Try these!
     
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  15. Nympho

    Nympho sex kitten

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    you have to be very cautious of using things around the house that could get stuck, break, or have grouse bacteria on it that could give you a nasty infection.
     
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