Yeah but the watermelon would prepare you for child birth.

 

1.) He must be wealthy.
Eh, not true, I've dated many broke blokes.

2.) He must be tall.
True

3.) He must have a full head of hair.
mEh, unless he looks cute with a hat on. One guy even slept with his on. LoL

4.) He must be handsome.
True

5.) He must own a car.
Meh... if he has friends who drive him everywhere that's cool with me, but I'm not picking his ass up everyday.

6.) He must have a nice home.
Not true.

7.) He must have a college degree.
Not true.

8.) He must be an alpha male.
True

9.) He must have a large penis.
Meh, as long as it's not under 5 inches, I'll make it work


That's less than half for me!!

 

Seriously?

Are you serious?

Good news guys, you don't need to own a car to date this woman. As long as you drive a late model car.

You don't need to have a large penis either. It just can't be smaller than a cucumber.

I always thought that having one of those things was suppose to make up for the lack of the other.

 

Jeeze I have everything but #9(averege not large). So if thats what good women look for why the hell am I having such a hard time finding the one for me? It must be they look for other things. Such as the things N.E. W mentioned. The biggest issue women have with me is my PTSD which causes Paranoia,Flash backs,some times Fear, and this is the biggest one Nightmares. What woman wants to sleep next to a man that wakes up a few times a month in a cold swet screaming because of the things he seen in his dreams?(althow I admitt the nightmares don't come as often when I'm in a relationship and have someone next to me at night.) So women deffently want more than the things you listed.

 

have you heard of sarcasm, irony, or being facetious?

 

define wealthy

define tall

and ive shaved my head for 30 years now and have no intent to stop

im as ugly as they come

i dont own a car i have bikes and trucks and horses and tractors
unless you want to throw my collection into the equation the i own almost 200

i built my own 4,792 square foot shack

dont have 1 degree i have 5

not alpha i am a medicineman in my tribe

if 7.5" is average call me that


but ive been married twice
1st was killed by a drunk driver
2nd is the only other woman i have ever dated or slept with




its not size or income or nice shit its about being confident in who you are and finding that 1 that is right for you

 

I see you are still the wise man of the forum. Thank fuck for members like you.

Oh, dear... I see you've still not grown out of the "twat" phase. Move on and get some fresh material. Also, your insults are puerile. You throw out childish insults when you can't think of a reasonable argument. It's pathetic.

 

Well Put Suze

You may be the most reasonable and intelligent person in this entire forum.

 

I have to agree with you there. :wink:

 

Oh Gentleman - this is a tough one. Some of this is true, but can I rephrase them a little to give you a better idea...

1) He must be self-sufficient.

2) Ideally he's taller than me, though it's not essential

3) Full head of hair? No. I can't even rephrase this.

4) I must be physically attracted to him, as must he be to me

5) He absolutely must possess his own transport - this isn't about money, this isn't about him driving me, it's about mutuality - I don't want to be driving him always, I want it to be equal (don't even argue - I picked a guy up for a date last week)

6) He must have a home that he keeps in an orderly fashion

7) He must have an approximate level of education equal to mine - this is about commitment, sharing intellectual ideas, similar values etc

8) He must be assertive enough not to be a wimp

9) He must have A penis and be able to use it to sexually satisfy me

Come on Gentleman, this isn't all about superficiality. When I'm looking at a guy and deciding if he's eligible, I want him to be someone I connect with, self reliant, capable. I don't want him to take care of me or some other bullshit, but I don't want a guy who I have to drive everywhere, financially support, who I'm not sexually attracted to, who can't sexually satisfy me, who's a gutless idiot.

When you put things in a list like that and frame them the way you did, it makes it seem like there is no value in those traits. I work really hard, I take care of my own things and I want a guy who can do the same. I don't want to mother a man into adulthood.

When you're assessing a woman, I'm sure you look for indicators of character the same way we do. You don't want a woman who's sucked every guy you knows cock. You wouldn't want one who is chronically in debt, who can't drive that you don't find attractive. The last thing any guy would want is a dependant "woman-child" who isn't physically appealing.

We're all guilty of trying to find the best match that suits ourselves, that's sort of the point of the search.

 

Why the hell can't you just live in a city where you don't need a car. Or rent one only when you need one...

For crying out loud. Women won't date you if you don't have a car? pfft--yeah right...

 

1. Why? As long as he can pay his own way, I don't need him to be wealthy.

2. Not too tall - I'm not that tall so I don't want to strain my neck looking up at him.

3. Why? Bald is beautiful too. Look at Daughtry.

4. Why? It's not about the looks - it's about his soul.

5. As far as owning a car, it makes it easier for him to get back and forth to work. However, if we lived in a city, we would be walking or using public transit.

6. Define nice home. I live in a very small 1948 home. I think it's nice. I'm sure others would think it would work out well as a gardener's cottage. Hell, I've lived in apartments and mobile homes. What's the big deal?

7. I don't have a college degree. So what if he doesn't?

8. If you're always with an alpha male, how can you share life? There is a difference between confident and being an alpha male.

9. I'm sorry, but size does not matter. Knowing how to use it does. A man can make a woman orgasm without using his penis. That's knowledge the Gentleman does not have.

 

I would be very interested in what the Gentleman wants in a woman. What is his list of what all men want?

 

nice guys can finish last...if thay pace themselves, sadly some nice guys finish on your chest

 

Damn, that's good!

 

Very unlucky nice guys start off incredibly slow, but once they get on a roll there is no stopping.

 

Here is what I want in a woman.(even though I am not gentleman)
1, She should love me for me not my money or body and not try and change me.

2, She should be able to put up with if not help with my PTSD.

3, She should take care of her body(I take great care of mine it's only fair).

4,She should be able to put up with if not share my love of guns,hunting,tracking,fishing,farming,engines and the Marine Corps.

5,She should be no shorter than 5ft2in(I'm 6ft5in bare foot)

6,She should be mongamous like me.

7,She should be okay with me being home alot because I'm semi retired.
There are a few other things I could list but they are not important.

 

ooo intresting I want to answer these too ill give a uneque view

 

Part Time Sexual Disorder? No prob.

 

Oh well, since everyone is doing it...I might as well think about it too