I'm a fraud - I'm very dumb, I'm kinda ugly and fat and bald, I actually live in the path of the airport lanes over in SW Philly, in a lean-to that my momma built out of corrugated tin panels. I only pretend to be a priviledged, fake-ass, entitled, west coast douchebag due to my embarrassment over not being a real man. So, please, please I beg you - don't make them take away my forum toy(s)

 

Ok, you have convinced me but just tell baller he can not any longer say he would take a brick and bash my head in...

 

Show me where. I've been here almost 4 years and I've never seen a "This is who we banned and why" thread. Come on - show me. I'll add to it. I'll make a list of every single member and the reason, but you show me where that thread is.

If it existed, Chunky and Piggit would have had both Shake and I posting to it from the very beginning.

I double-dog dare you.

 

WOW......i'm much dumber now for spending the last 20 minutes reading these 6 pages...............thanks guys.

 

Who is bullshitting who, stumbler?

The quoted post refers to my transparent answer as to why Starring Molly got banned, not Screaming Erica.

I didn't answer why Screaming Erica was banned at all because I just couldn't be arsed explaining only to then have you pooh-pooh my explanation and accuse me of being jealous (of someone I haven't clapped eyes on, do it please ya). Someone who, it should be noted, wasn't even intelligent enough to find the caps lock key on her keyboard and turn it off, so I couldn't have been jealous of her intelligence either.

And as to the answer why sg was banned, as I've pointed out at least twice in this thread - the answer was on the first page of the boards that day, in one of the 'hot molly - or hotnshout erica' threads, no less, so it was hardly hidden away from anyone. And how do I know this? Because it was me that banned him.

If you were too lazy to go hunting for the answers you seek, then you can't expect people to place things in front of you. That's not how life works, stumbler. You want to know, you go find out. Other members did.

Oh, and a word to dl...if I find out you've known about a member being underage, and didn't report it, I'll ban your saggy old pedo ass straight away and without so much as a flicker of guilty conscience. Why? Because a 40+ y/o should have NO need to be speaking secretly with someone under the age of 18 unless on a porn forum -- not unless they have some reason for doing so - a reason which may well raise suspicions of their local police authority. You did know that grooming a child for sex is nearly a big a crime as actually fucking them, right?

I think I might just take a trawl through your friends' list and do some digging, thanks for the heads up

 

I agree, I dont remember it either and I have a hell of a memory...

I will never forget chunky he was the first poster here that was nice to me.

 

Chunky was the best and he gave me terrific advice. I'm glad I'm not the only one who doesn't remember threads like that. Some members actually think we're required to inform them of these actions.

 

If a friend of mine gets banned and I ask nicely in a PM, I have been told what the rule violation was. Demanding answers in public from volunteer Mods on a privately owned forum is not the way to make friends.

 

Don't you roll your fucking eyes at me, you lazy bitch! I'm STILL waiting for answers from you!

1) Why didn't you invite me to the river? The summer is nearly over and my ass is numb from sitting here waiting for that invitation!

2) You've posted that you go fishing, so WHERE'S MY FUCKING DINNER THEN?

3) You just bought a whole new friggin' wardrobe... so why didn't I get some hand-me-downs from you?

4) @that other mod who says "there's always a number four"... why isn't that listed under "Forum Rules" then??? Are you making up the fucking rules as you go or sumthin'? And why "4"? Because it's a nice EVEN number? You got sumthin' against those of us who happen to be ODD??

5) @that other mod who worked as a nanny... I got kids... why the hell ain't you watching them! I gots things to DO you know!

Harrrumphhh!

 

1. You didn't receive the invitiation? Damned post office. You know how it is, they charge more for stamps and the service gets worse.

2. Catch and release, my friend. Unless you're going to get your lazy ass up here and clean them.

3. Hand you downs? So that you can make baby clothes out of my Chanel again? I think not.

4. I will leave that answer for the "other" mod who fully believes in a number 4.

5. I will leave that answer for the "other" mod who believes that university studies should come first.

A little demanding, aren't you? No nookie lately because the kids are up all night?

 

The damn thing is there is no other forum on the web I can find that is like this one....hell most of us would be banned from all the others...

This one is about a free as the old USENET forums I first started posting in....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Usenet

 

Ahem *clear throat*

Just for clarity, ejls and Aesops...

Number four is possibly the sexiest, most incorruptible number in the universe. Not only does it signify FOUR, but it also has a triangle embedded in it, when written thusly 4, plus two ends that can, if one wishes, be tied off in a pretty bow.

Plus, I mean, if it wasn't for the number 4, then 3 would end rather abruptly and number 5 might not even come into existence at all - which would bugger up all other numbers from 6 onward rather royally.

And then there's the whole "what's better than one bar of chocolate?" school of philosophy, which clearly states in answer to said question..."4 BARS", ergo, number 4 is a sweet and tasty treat which can ruin your appetite between meals.

*thinks*

Or be used as a meal substitute. It has everything:

1. made from coco...vegetable...greens
2. includes milk...dairy...vitamin d and cacliyummy
3. Probably contains animal fat...just another component of a well-rounded meal
4. Because it's so damnable perfect

What's wrong with that? :awesome:

 

OORAH!

 

Two point oh, eh?

New and improved?

*cries*

 

BOOYAH!!!!!

 

Does he get a chance to prove it or does he get the boot? *reaches for my stopwatch*

 

Is that anything like nana nana boo boo?

 

I'm always improving, unlike your stagnant self.

Try saying that to my face you liberal conservative piece of shit.

If we were in the trenches like I was back in '41 when it wouldn't stop raining and the fields of Vyazma were set ablaze from the burning flesh of all the children we killed before sunrise, you wouldn't stand a chance.

 

Friendly cuss, aren't we?

 

''INCOMING''