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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Inbred, more like :rolleyes:

    /edit: sorry sg2.0 yes, that WAS about ewe :-H
     
  2. ace's n 8's

    ace's n 8's Porn Star

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    awwwww I dont mind the retarded.:rolleyes:
     
  3. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    There's nowhere else for them to go, cept here, with all the other maddies :shock:
     
  4. ace's n 8's

    ace's n 8's Porn Star

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    I welcome them with open arms,,that reminds me,,,,I am running out of straight jackets,,I need to go and find the order slip..........
     
  5. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    TYPICAL FUCKING MOD!

    Typical woman, lying to her self to justify her actions. At the end of the day, it's all about the chocolate, isn't it?

    See, as a guy, I appreciate symmetry and even numbers, too. One boob shouldn't be appreciably larger than the other. Two pairs of lips. Two openings hidden in her pants. See where I'm going with this?

    And, no guy will argue that two girls can't be more fun than one. That four eyes smiling up at you don't trump two.

    You're a mod, so you should know these things and help put this thread back on track where it belongs. Stumbler needs answers.

    Speaking of Stumbler,

    You're a smart enough guy to have run a few things in your day, I dare say. Whether it was a platoon or an office or a work crew doesn't really matter. That kind of smart comes from genetics and life more than textbooks.

    That's why I have to ask, why would you make a thread, or even a sub-forum (it would be huge if you included all the bot-spammers) naming each banned member and giving a reason for the action? When a spam rash hits, you'd get damn tired of writing explanations, so you'd probably use reason numbers or copy and paste pre-written explanatory text:

    underage
    ad spam
    competitive site
    death threat
    menstrual cramps​

    Know what would happen? Someone would take issue, and ask, "How do you know she was underage? Did you see her driver's license? If you're throwing her out, I need to know why, because what you said is bullshit. If you're so fucking smart, why aren't you in bed with a hot water bottle on your belly?"

    Don't tell me that couldn't happen.

    So why open the door to that nonsense? It's your site. You run it personally, or you trust some people to run it for you. YOUR way.

    I think I understand what your intent is, but I wonder why you'd bother.
     
  6. shyguy2.0

    shyguy2.0 Porn Surfer

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    You wouldn't say that if you knew anything about what it feels like knowing you took the lives of your own children simply because they wouldn't eat their vegetables! I would have had more children and my hands would have been forced to end their existence long before they even thought of complaining about the only type of salad dressing we had left, if it wasn't for their mother being as barren as the wastelands that stood before us when we marched for 18 days straight during the Battle of the Bowling Alley back in 1950.
     
  7. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Anyone know how to play this backwards?
     
  8. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    'OUTGOING"*leaves thread....*
     
  9. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Hmm I bet you've got theee sexiest voice ever, with all that life experience and killing and shit under your belt or on your bedpost.

    Why not wow us forumites with a taste of your syrupy tones, oh killer of the defenceless. You can then post it here https://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=211257&highlight=voices :)

    Thanks in advance from everyone, oh crap-shot...craCK...I meant craCK-shot :laughing:
     
  10. richief

    richief The Curly Wurly Man In XNXX Heaven

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    No improvement, stumbler still tilting at windmills, I can't wait for him to get to Trumpton 'cos Windy Miller is a hard fucker and will knock him on his arse and kick his horse and run of with Sancho Panzer.
     
  11. Cheltenham

    Cheltenham Ascetic Kitten

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    You remind me of Eddie Sherman (Ned Bellamy) :rolleyes:
     
  12. ace's n 8's

    ace's n 8's Porn Star

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    You need to be a writer,,maybe in CAW12,,,13,, WHAT EVER it takes.
     
  13. clarise

    clarise Precious princess Banned!

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    I still don't get why Stumbler is being so titchy.

    Did Shyguyy show tits? :confused:
     
  14. N.E. Woman

    N.E. Woman More Spicy than Sweet

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    Not exactly the entrance I would have guessed a newbie and self proclaimed "Shyguy" would make.:confused:
     
  15. clarise

    clarise Precious princess Banned!

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    This obviously is not the Shyguyy2 of yore. Nor is it MNCountryBoy. This is just some sock forty times removed.

    That said... nice sig, dude. The alternating colors are cosmic! :excited:
     
  16. darthel0101

    darthel0101 Porn Star

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    I don't know why they insist that there is always a four; I would have said that there is always a fifth, and BTW - I prefer vodka.
     
  17. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    Damned right I am! And why aren't you meeting those demands?:mad: After all, my membership fees pay your damned salary! *cue Billy Preston* ♪♪ "Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin'" ♪♪

    And I'm a "Premier Member"... I pay extra for access to the special "see why they were banned" forum. Oh, the things I've learned there...

    Can you believe now that they are sleeping through the night (usually), I'm up half the night?!

    But no worries... hubby promised to strike my head repeatedly with a hammer Friday night, to ensure that I'll sleep well all weekend long! (He's SUCH a thoughtful dear!)

    I can't possibly argue with someone who uses words like "thusly" and "ergo". Ewe are clearly far superior to the rest of us, and I sincerely regret ever having questioned your wisdom. Feel free to ban me randomly, capriciously, subjectively, or maliciously. *Curtsies while backing away*

    Sumthin' about triangles and pretty bows... thusly, see above. It was pointed out that your "fifth" could not exist if there was no "fourth", ergo, your point is rendered moot.

    If this explanation is insufficient for your needs, please consume more vodka and read it again.
     
  18. ridgerunner

    ridgerunner gardener of stone

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    a shyguy2.0 wannabe
    one you didnt even get the fucking quote correct in the profile
    it is this is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for fighting, this is for fun

    sadly i need to clarify for anyone

    also 23? and "in the trenches in 41"

    so i will accept your admission of mental retardation and withdrawl from polite conversation you twit
     
  19. Ed Itor

    Ed Itor dusted

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    and without 4 the answer to all things would just be 2.
     
  20. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    I didn't need your clarification on the "quote" thing (thanks anyway), but you might clarify that highlighted sentence before the Grammar Police show up. :p

    You may have a Texas "drawl", but in the rest of the country, that would be "withdrawal".