Strangest places I masturbated

Here is a couple of the strange places I have masturbated -

1) on a cute guys gym locker during class (lol, left my cum all over his locker)
2) completely naked in my backyard as a boy
3) during math class
4) on the kitchen table as a boy
5) on my friends bike
6) in my friends Nike
7) on my friends feet as he slept
8) at the beach under a towel
9) in a walmart dressing room
10) in the back of a bus on a school trip
11) in the locker room on the benches
12) in the backseat of my parents car on a roadtrip
13) in a public shower as a boy out in the open around other guys
14) urinals at school
15) into the sinks at the school bathrooms
16) in the library
17) in my friends pool
18) on my friends dog for a dare
19) out my bedroom window as a boy
20) in my dads used condom

 

Wow thats an interesting list. Thanks for sharing.

 

on p.e. class when i was 12 and in video store when i was 13.. young and crazy

 

liar.. noone is enought sick to masturbate over dads used condom...wtf

 

plane, study hall bathroom, driving in my car, movie theatre

 

when I was 12 at a school sicence camp. i was jacking off and was running late for a hike so the instrutor sent one of the girls in to get me. i had my eyes closed so she snuck up on me and grabbed my dick. i jumped and came all over her face and cloths

 

At work

I beat my dick at work in the bathroom. It was early morning and my dick was real hard. I could concetraint on the meeting I was in so I excused my self and went to the bathroom. I had to spit on my hand cuz I did'nt have any lotion. I came after a long time of jackn. They were like "what took you so long".

 

On stage at a strip club..

 

sears dressing room and i busted all over the mirror

 

Pretty shallow for an enthuziastic exhibitionist

 

have had a wank in a tree wen there were people walkin past in school in everywhere ive worked eg guinness mcdonalds pubs shops i stop off every now and again and av a quick 1 in bushes an 1 in the car even 1ce in a night club a girl was wankin me on the dance floor an loads of people were shakin my hand an everythin but we got threw out she stil finished me off though:-D

 

sumtimes i do it walkin down the street 2 i put my arm under my coat and the sleeve zipped in my pocket i walk past people tryin 2 keep a straight face i guess im a little perverted but isnt that y were all on here:-D

 

nearly 4got this 1 at is wierd i was a paper boy wen i was bout 15i delivered papers to this old peoples home an it overlooked the bus stop were i got it 2 school i seen 1 of the fit birds in my year waitin an just got a hard on in the hallway i couldnt help but start pullin 1 off while i was watchin her out the window i came an was lyin on the floor wen i heard sum 1 on the ground floor open the door so i quickly popped on my scchool trousers an carried on postin the papers i wiped the cum on the fire extinguisher cos it was trhe only thing around i also did it 1ce stayin at my mates house we had earlier found his dads stash so i went back an had a really quick 1 on his mum an dads bed there was a video camera in the wardrobe that they used to do there own i was lucky enough not to find 1 of theirs his mum was really fuckin ugly

 

on a schoolbus in middle school

 

GF whacked me off in a cinema once,
same gf Wd me off in a bus aswell lol

 

Mid day, at a 16 screen Cinema, in the parking lot, in a company truck.

 

me and my friend joe masterbated together while watching a porno once

 

Probably in the middle of the road at like 2 in the morning haha

 

come to think of it, i was a pretty perverted kid as a teen... i believe i've jacked off in

a train bathroom
hotel jacuzzi with people around
in my school and work locker room
in a church
in my school's bathroom and a guy came in (i had to turn around into a urinal, but the moaning must have been a giveaway cuz he looked at me really weird)
guy and girl cousin's bedrooms
outside
in a hotel pool
in an elevator (i checked for cameras!)
in a school hallway (i still don't know where exactly that cum landed cuz it totally disappeared)
in my friend's dining room when he was in there completely unawares
in the woods
in a canoe in the middle of a lake
in the same lake with the same friend and his brother in the canoe away, again oblivious
on the schoolbus under a coat...i know the kid sitting across from me must have known
on top of a dirt hill in broad daylight. it was deserted, but still exhilerating


and last but not least, in a twisty tube-slide at a playground...SOO risky! a kid could've come down at any second!

 

On a bed with 15 guys watching and lots of lights and 2 cameras.