I have been pondering on the thought lately and as I am so clearly failing at trying to pull women in bars. I am turning to another option...

Escorts

Has anyone ever been with an escort? What was your experience like?

I will report back if I go through with it(!)

 

You mean like having sex and then not paying?....

That would really fuck her....

 

I was traveling back east once and booked a room in Boston for the night. I found some ads for escorts and decided to make some calls. I called one of the agencies and they had a girl call me. The girl told me to tell the agency it didn't work out and she'd be there in an hour and charge much less than the agency's price.

I did and she did. She was a sexy looking young girl who was tall and thin. She stayed for a couple of hours and gave me the girlfriend treatment. It was all good and then she left with a Boston cream pie.

 

You just reminded me of a Boston joke. You might have to be an English teacher to appreciate it, though.

For those of you who aren't familiar with Beantown, they serve a kind of fish there known as "scrod". So one day a guy gets in a cab at his hotel, and he says to the cabby, "Do you know where I can get scrod?"

The cabby turns around and gives him a long look, and says: "Mister, I must have been asked that question a thousand times...but this is the first time I've been asked it in the pluperfect subjunctive."

 

Yes....often.....I masturbate a lot.

Hush.....an alias

 

+1

Funny....+1

 

Really?

Get a box of condoms. Get some water based lube. Call some sexy bitch, and suggest a shower together.

Then?

Put it in. Over and over again.

 

yes, I've had sex with quite a few but never had to pay as they're my friends.

 

When a mate of mine crashed his Escort into a Tree it was well Fucked.

 

last time i tried fucking an escort i burnt my cock on the exhaust pipe.

 

Hehe...

 

Most certainly. The industry wouldn't exist if it wasn't utilized.

I've never been with one.

 

Not sure how to do it?
.

 

Ah the old GFE ( girlfriend experience ) that is what I would be interested in, someone to stay with me for a night of dinner, chat and a bit of fun.

Found this site actually with LOADS of girls in my area, bit nervous it being my first time.

Anyone wanna pick a girl for me?

 

F*ck that! If you wanted the gfe why not just go get a girlfriend?

You want the PSE or as near as possible to it you can get.

 

Does the guy that took me to the prom count?

 

Only if you wanted him to

 

Well, he WAS my escort, and I DID fuck him.

 

Where does one insert one's penis?

 

Escorts

Well PTJ, you woke up the readers with that post.

Here's my contribution, hope you find it objective.

Me - mature widower for several years. Have avoided physical friendships as they always seem to progress to insinuations about marriage and are predominantly about financial security. This always seemed dishonest to me, so I tried escorting, for honest, no strings straight sex. Have not been keeping score, but my individual meets are now over 400 during the last ten years and I regard it as money well spent and a whole lot more enjoyable than cigarettes and booze (but I am a social drinker!).

I found that the younger girls were, with a few exceptions, not really comfortable with older guys. Not up for what I think of as 'spicy' sex (they would insist on calling this 'kinky' or 'fetish') and they were continuously trying to upsell with extras for everything.

Most contacts were through Craigslist until it stopped the ads, then Backpage started up along with MyRedBook. Both of these are ok but you have to be careful as many of the girls are being run by pimps and they do not enjoy the life.

The Erotic Review is good in USA and Adultwork the same for UK. Both of these sites give good info and are worth using as you get a good idea of the 'menu' before you meet.

I have found that the more mature women, aged 30 to 50 are up for a lot of fun and enjoy commercial relationships. This gives them an added attraction as the female orgasm is without doubt the most erotic thing for me, and the older ladies seem to oblige every time!

One caveat though, escorts are concerned about legalities. Prostitution as such is illegal in many states and is an easy 'pinch' for the local lawmen when arrest quotas are a little thin, so girls don't like to talk about essentials until you are face to face and they are comfortable with you. My technique has always been to get to the meet, discuss what's on the menu, state my personal preferences and if we are not in agreement I pay for one hour and we part as amicably as possible. Seems expensive, but I have found it to be the best way to go and you get a feel for the situation as you gain more experience.

Enjoy it, don't let it run away with your finances, and you'll have fun!!