So here is where we stand.

TightCuntLover is 100% behind my list.

The last conservative teabaggers are appalled.

Kimiko is deeply offended. Only Democrats can want the items on my list. Former Republicans are not worthy of these desires, and are not wanted.

Republicans are expected to help to implement them, however.

I would be okay with that.

Here is my list, again, and I am tacking a new item onto the end.

NEW ITEM: It is not enough for the Republicans to stand down and let the list happen. They have to help.

So, issue a directive. Requiring that Republicans help.

 

Yepper get a TaT like this one...prove yourself girl !!!

 

You know what I think happened, Clarise? The whirlwind of events over the past few days has left you and other conservatives in a state of slight (or not so slight) dissociation. It will take time to determine if the condition is only temporary, or if you're going to become a permanent member of the legume family.

 

Boehner tells Obama to lead

Speaker of the House John Boehner delivered a direct message to President Barack Obama after Obama’s victory in the election: “This is your moment” and “we want you to succeed.”​

Read more:http://times247.com/24-7-videos/boehner-to-obama-we-want-you-to-succeed#ixzz2BelZnjEd​

 

You're being a cunt, still. It's all good. I am taking notes.

You are wrong, though. About my motivations. I understand. One cannot have these desires, unless one is worthy. I am. Honest.

I want legal drugs.

I want open borders.

I want no more international adventures.

I want money to be spent here at home, leveling the playing field in the new era of peace.

I want electric cars.

I want an end to fossil fuels.

I want fracking companies to be regulated into bankruptcy like the oil and coal companies.

I want public school meals to be rationed calorically.

I want soft drinks banned.

I want bottled water banned.

I want no more wars.

I want an end to greed.

I want Economic Patriotism.

 

See? This the right attitude.

Boehner and the Republicans have to stand down, step aside, and give the Democratic Party free rein to work through its list and do everything it needs to do, in order to undo the Bush years, as quickly as possible.

Fiscal Cliff?

Let the Democrats fix it.

Rising China?

Let the Democrats fix it.

Nuclear Iran?

Let the Democrats fix it.

Syria?

Let the Democrats fix it.

Fast and Furious?

Outlaw critique.

Camp Hood?

Workplace violence.

Benghazi?

Classified.


We need the smart people to be in charge. Boehner and the House need to STEP ASIDE, and let the Democratic Party run everything, and solve everything, and fix everything.

 

Hey, c.c.

I forgot to mention: I read this morning in the Evil Murdoch Rag that Californians voted themselves a retroactive tax increase, to solve all of your problems.

Shrewd.

I assume you voted on the right side of that one. Congratulations.

This is the kind of forward thinking we need.

 

I have one little problem with Boehner.

He is evidently giving President Obama carte blanche and absolute authority over the levers of power.

And rightfully so.

But I get the sense that Boehner might not be entirely vested. You know. In the successful resolutions of the challenges that we face.

I may need Umpire2's help on this, because this whole socialist-moonbat perspective is new to me.

The thing is, we need Boehner to be on board. He can't simply say he is. We need certification.

How about this? Just a helpful suggestion:

All members of the U.S. House of Representatives and U.S. Senate must sign an Oath of Fealty in which they attest, in writing, to their allegiance to President Obama and their full support of his plan to Fix the Nation. The Oath of Fealty must be signed under pains of perjury.
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Come live in England. See how you enjoy socialism. You could open with a joke on facebook and land 9 weeks in jail.

Here you don't have to worry about health care though, you have already paid for that. You can walk right in and get that surgery you need right away, after you have got a referral from a doctor and been on a waiting list for 9 months that is. Or lets say you have cancer, you can get your prescription medication for an amazingly cheap £7 an item. "Oh but you don't want that medication, you want the new wonder drug that has being saving lives back home across the pond for 3 years." "Well lets see, which zip code do you live in ?" "Ah, that's too bad, you are not entitled to that drug, you have to make do with the old stuff, pity really, if you lived half a mile to the east we could get you fixed up right away, I'm afraid you are going to have to die, don't worry the old drug will prolong long your life a little, it just wont cure you."

Thankfully lets say you do live in the right post code, and you can get the new treatment that cures you. Why not get a job here? no need to worry that relative to the USA wages are significantly less and goods and services are extortionately more, because the government has a very generous wedge of your salary in income tax and national insurance and therefore you can't afford to buy anything anyway. Oh but lets say a friend from a capitalist country lends you some money, Then you can go to the shops, that is before you realise you can't afford all the things you planned to buy because there is a 20% sales tax on top of most of the already overpriced goods and services. Provided you can afford to get to the shops of course, fuel here is twice the cost as fuel in the USA, and you need to pay another tax to have a car on the road. That's okay though, these days you can stop at home and use your internet, may as well make use of it being as you pay 20% value added tax on top of your bill, in addition to the £1500 council tax bill for stopping in your own home, albeit one half the size of your american home that cost twice as much.

Here you can watch Michael Moore on your 20" tv telling you how you made an awesome decision. Remember though if a burglar breaks into your home while you are sleeping to steal your 20" tv, you better leave him to it, because if you hurt him trying to get it back, you will find yourself back in jail.

 

We have learned from the mistakes of Europe.

We will do it better.*


*I am now a Democrat-in-training, which means I have decided to step aside and watch while they solve everything.

 

Say, Dave. Since you're here.

I presume you've seen my list. I am proposing the Republicans just step aside and go on a four year vacation.

That gives the Democratic Party free rein to achieve all of its objectives as quickly as possible.

If the U.S. were to wash its hands of the E.U. and solve its $16 trillion debt by printing money, Britain wouldn't care, right? I mean, it's no business of yours, right? And besides, we said "Thanks but no thanks" to Churchill, so don't you think it's cool if we just part ways?

 

Cool with us. We brits generally don't like the americans anyway, post war_of_independence hangover. Either that or jealousy of your massive homes and great teeth.

 

The Brits ruined pop music.

You're right.

This alliance is better off dissolved.

Just as well.

We're not going to end up like Greece. And to avoid that omelette, we're going to have to crack a few eggs.

Or something.

 

Woah Woah Woah, hold your horses. I'm not having that. Bryan 'everything I do, I do it for canada' Adams can be blamed for ruining pop music.

 

They're going to have to change something or they will never win another election. They are living in a world that's leaving them behind.

 

While I'm on the subject of Robin Hood. This is a message to American Liberals. Robin Hood did not exist. He is as made up as Santa and Jesus.

 

Sorry Dave, you are mistaken. Robin Hood may not be in Sherwood Forest anymore, but he is alive and well in Washington, DC.

 

We did vote in a tax increase, but I don't think there's anything retroactive about it.

 

Bryan Adams? "Baby you're all that I want/ When you're lyin' here in my arms/ I find it hard t'believe/ we're in heaven?" That Bryan Adams?

Well, he had a good lawyer.

Didn't the U.K. give us Adam Ant?

On Robin Hood, Santa, and Jesus: That filthy stinking Christian, Rush Limbaugh, has just accused the Santa Claus Believers of voting for Obama.

Rush Limbaugh should be hung by his balls and set afire.

 

I'll have to double-check.

I had read about the retroactive provisions in that subsersive Murdoch fish-wrap, The Wall St. Journal, a few days before my conversion. And we know how dependable they are.