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  1. hunterxc

    hunterxc Porno Junky

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    Trying to devise a way to rid myself of my peckerhead brother in law. My lovely bride says I have to be kind to livestock today. She didn't tell me in so many words I couldn't fart & make vile noises whilst I was around him. Normally, I'm a very tolerant man, but I'm sure everyone has someone that makes them go from zero to S.O.B in three seconds flat lol. Friggin Far Side character come to life. They say some people are like Slinkies. Not worth much for anything, but it'd make you smile if you pushed them down the stairs.
    Other than that, Merry Christmas to all you XNXXers:)
     
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  2. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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  3. spermloop

    spermloop Watching Porn.

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  4. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    I'm hanging out with Jesus and Santa...we're on a mission :-~

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    Can't reach up and throw them off, since my bally arms are a tad short...
    *le sigh*
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  5. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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  6. CAliGirl1809

    CAliGirl1809 Porn Star

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    No one, we watch movies together at the same time while talking on the phone or texting since we can't be together at the moment:) B's idea:rose:
     
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  7. CAliGirl1809

    CAliGirl1809 Porn Star

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    Still making mistakes I see, and still stupid, I told you I'm not a baby sitter, do you even know what one does? Why finger fuck when you have a vibe?

    And B will have me soon enough, I don't know why you doubt it, I can't wait to he finally fucks me:rose:
     
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  8. Wafarer

    Wafarer Supreme Warlord Banned!

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    hi Cali, all!
    I am enjoying the last part of a glass of eggnog, and watching "Flashpoint"- yep hunter, I know of a `couple' like that!
     
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  9. ridgerunner

    ridgerunner gardener of stone

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    im waiting on the sherrifs office to tell me why there is a house on a truck on my road
     
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  10. 69magpie

    69magpie Mischievous Magpie

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    A mobile home perhaps..:cool:
     
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  11. ridgerunner

    ridgerunner gardener of stone

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    no its an actual fucking house
    and it is a private road
    the driver said he was hired to move it here but i have never once authorized anyone to move a house onto my land
    no how he got past the gates is another question
     
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  12. billblondel344

    billblondel344 Porn Star

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    you are still a baby sitter, better use your vibe because baller's mommy won't alow you to have sex in HER house, he'll fuck you good by having you come tp pa not having you in his mommy's house bettter talk to her first and see if you can stay and have sex with her son DOUBT IT,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:laughing::laughing:%-)%-)%-)
     
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  13. billblondel344

    billblondel344 Porn Star

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    oh wow how childish ,,,,hahahahahahahahaha
     
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  14. billblondel344

    billblondel344 Porn Star

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    burn it down,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
     
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  15. billblondel344

    billblondel344 Porn Star

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    you rock az,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,;)
     
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  16. CAliGirl1809

    CAliGirl1809 Porn Star

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    Maybe to you it is, its quite romantic to me so shut the fuck up and are you really supposed to be funny, I bet you laugh at your own jokes:)
     
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  17. Prowler86

    Prowler86 Porn Star

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    Being Bored :\
     
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  18. Roxwillwin

    Roxwillwin Porn Surfer

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    lollll
     
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  19. ridgerunner

    ridgerunner gardener of stone

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    im pondering life and the mening of existance
     
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  20. billblondel344

    billblondel344 Porn Star

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    oh damn watching tv on oppisite coasts and masterbating together WOW how romantic sounds like 2 13 yr olds NO I laugh at your funny way of thoughts , oh tell ballers mommy you have a kid see what happens hahahahahaha you will bawl all the way home little girl, my girl friend laughs at your sex life she says your mental state is in the 12 yr old mind frame about sex,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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