Tell us what you would do if you ruled the world? Be as silly or serious as you want.


First act of ruling the world, no more stupid extreme job shows on the History channel. No ice road truckers, no swamp men, no freaking storage wars. History channel is for history damnit! Not your stupid job trying to look epic!

 

Fuck all day. :excited:

 

If I ruled the world I'd make Deadwood come back!

 

LOL! I was thinking of Torchwood there, no Deadwood was very good!

I'd ban guns in the US, legalise drugs and wear high heels a lot. :excited:

 

*purrs* That'd be awesome.

If I ruled the world I'd bum on my couch-bed sofa and watch the best of Homer Simpson complete with donuts, whip cream, and M&Ms

 

I'd join you on the sofa bed and whilst watching The Simpsons we could have gorgeous male and female models parade various killer heels in front of us for our selection. :excited:

 

Public nudity would be allowed and crocs would be illegal.

 

...and then we watch them do various silly tasks for our amusements

 

Oooh, you are wicked, but I like you.

I would make all politicians wear pointy wizard hats and hold a wand at all times in parliament.

 

If I ruled the world I would ban any and all political rants on a porn forum. People go to them to forget about the crazy world and be happy. No one should be subject to other peoples beliefs. Also the weekend would start on Wednesdays. That's right five day weekends, but you would have to work 20 hour days on Monday and Tuesdays.

 

IF I RULED THE WORLD

id would take all politician would be fired and take out and shot along with all the Lobbyist,
then id tell everyone we are now only human and one race of humans.

id then take all the money in the world and trash it and make it so everyone had a job and as long as you worked you never pay for the things you need to live. like food home gas clothing and schooling and teacher and scientist that made the world better would live and want for nothing.

and if anyone broke any laws he or she and there family would pay for the crime. and there would be one penalty death for all, that way the family would not let the kids or other do anything to make it so they die too.

 

If I ruled the world, I would make sure there was world peace, bring the troops back home, leave the other countries alone, and help our country first. I would also let same sex relationships get married. We are all equal and deserve to have equal rights! Make more jobs for people would be another thing I would try to do!

 

I like this idea. Lets do it!

*sniff* awww thats beautiful *sniff* ;___;

 

I would simplify the laws to one.

If you harm another person in any way other than self defense without their consent, you die...

Harm would include any physical or psychological harm, taking or damaging of property, or infringing on the basic rights of a person.

(So yes drugs would be legal because they do not harm another, however you would still be responsible for your actions while under the influence. It would be a bad day to come down from a high waiting on death row.)

And I would institute national hedonism day.

 

IF I RULED THE WORLD

i would make it MANDATORY that, all the beaches both public & private
become NUDITY BEACHES.

get rid of WORLD POLITICS & WARS. we all had enough of it.
end world POVERTY & RACISM.

allow all, to ride any form of PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION in their UNDIES.
have all SEX OFFENDERS, be shipped to a REMOTE ISLAND, with no way
in getting off. all of there needs, ( with the EXCEPTION OF SEX ) will be
provided.

make all clubs, as a UNDIES ONLY ALLOWED for admission.

 

If I ruled the world people like Pairs Hilton, Kim Kardashian wouldn't be famous/rich by doing nothing. T____T

 

If I ruled the world I would force BB to wear a fluffy pink onesie and keep him on a chain as my own personal pet.

Admittedly it would be a bit like a child with a Great Dane, but hey, I like a challenge.

 

If I ruled the world a lot of things would be changed.

 

If i ruled the world - I'd make Yaz my official food tester - because I know a lot of people would be after me - but my first law would be - all money would be banned - you could only get goods and services by bartering

 

Speaking of food if I ruled the world I'd have a different dish every day! If its not spicy or alive I'll try it!