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  1. Yaztromo

    Yaztromo Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!

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    If I ruled the world I'd command Starsa to tell me all about herself because I find her very intriguing in a non sexual way. :p
     
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  2. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    If I ruled the world - I'd set up a hareem and I'd need a hareem queen
     
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  3. Starsa

    Starsa Sex Machine

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    You flatter me good sir but I'd be happy to blab on about myself if you wish.


    :cool: I'm your huckleberry
     
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  4. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Lol no ruling of the world this time starsa?
     
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  5. Starsa

    Starsa Sex Machine

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    oh right, if I ruled the world, I'd stay in bed all day! Play video games, have sex, eat delicious food, and maybe try all of those at the same time. (It's so cold, I think my heater is broken! ;___; )
     
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  6. asdasdasxde

    asdasdasxde Charlie's Angels

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    Oh it'd be a real mess i think.But couldn't be worse than it now is.At least there'd be freedom like no tomorrow.
     
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  7. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    If I ruled the world everyone over 18 would have to pay homage to me completely naked
     
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  8. Starsa

    Starsa Sex Machine

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    Never enough

    If I ruled the world, I'd have a massive harem/orgy where everyone can bathe, sleep, eat, drink, fuck and general merriment all the time, come and go as they please. Cum as they please XD
     
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  9. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Ok if there's ever an election I'm voting starsa
     
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  10. Starsa

    Starsa Sex Machine

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    You'll be head of security. XD If I ruled the world nasa would be top priority right under it would be any and all research going to making pokemon a reality! ;___; Even though I know it would not end well.
     
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  11. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Damn could I not be head of the research facility?sounds like yiud be a regular visitor :)
     
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  12. asdasdasxde

    asdasdasxde Charlie's Angels

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    maybe they'll find something else instead of pokemons.if i ruled the world i'd change moon to a strip club.it could be funny
     
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  13. Starsa

    Starsa Sex Machine

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    As you wish! But if I ruled the world I'd also demand a descent Highlander sequel.
     
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  14. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    If I ruled the world there would be no highlander sequel - the original should not have been messed with - oh and I'd pickle mel Gibson and Sean Connery and ban people from speaking in foreign accents
     
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  15. Starsa

    Starsa Sex Machine

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    Fair enough. But I would have loved to see some more Dune movies.
     
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  16. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    No no no the books should not be messed with - if I ruled the world the only movies made would be porn ones - and not pork ones that my phone wanted to post !!!!!
     
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  17. Starsa

    Starsa Sex Machine

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    XD lololol never read the books but I'm just now reading the Song of Ice and Fire series.


    If I ruled the world math wouldn't be so hard! Real numbers, FOIL, graphing UGH!!!!!!
     
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  18. asdasdasxde

    asdasdasxde Charlie's Angels

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    haha that ok.if i ruled the world.everyone would give bj to me
     
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  19. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    If I ruled the world I'd make starsa head of the treasury who'd need to produce me monthly graphs - or else make up for the lack of graphs with sexual favours :)
     
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  20. Starsa

    Starsa Sex Machine

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    T.T *sigh* I'll get the lube.


    If I ruled the world I'd have the movie theater for just me and my friends so we could rip on and laugh at movies.
     
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