goooooooooooooooooooooooooood

 

If I ruled the world, Every day would be the first day of spring. Every heart would have a new song to sing, and we'd sing of the joy every morni........blah blah blah.......

 

No person could be rich, while another starved.

 

IIRTW, then you could be sure that something had gone seriously wrong for mankind somewhere along the way.

I hate correcting other people's fuck ups (and let's be honest here, we're all adults, the humans have pretty much fucked this world) so I would probably use up all global resources in order to build a huge biosphere on the moon for me and my entourage and then when the remaining population has been eaten, return with funky new space materials from the moon and repopulate the now pristine planet.

We would live blissfully in an Eden-like paradise where no living thing would fear mankind as all the dangerous ones would have been wiped out too. Except for in my private menagerie of course, you need something to get the peasants off of the cricket pitch after all. The lands will be fertile and bountiful as the rest of you make your way backwards down the food chain providing ongoing sustenance for my future generations.

Earths new population would wander the continents with the seasons, living permanently in gorgeous springtime. With new life bursting from all around, reminding us of our new destiny to fuck like rabbits (and Rabbits) and repopulate this beautiful, cleansed planet and to forever strive onwards and upwards towards the ultimate achievement of life on Earth:
To fuck it all up and start again.
That is what evolution does.

I would of course want all the action for myself so I'm sorry blokes, you're going to have to have yer knackers cut off to stand much of a chance. Sorry about that but life's a bitch sometimes isn't it. All males born will fight to the death, one opponent every year from his 10th birthday until he turns 11. If any survive that far, they become warriors and as such, fight one opponent to the death each weekend until the age of 12. Any warrior mighty enough to rise to the top against those odds, to succumb to none and yet slay all that come before him for those 3 long years as man and boy, he who can triumph so valiantly will be put to death for practicing witchcraft. Which I think is fair. I mean come on, no kid could survive that any other way, right?

So yeah, it would be fucking awesome. :excited:

For me.

 

IIRTW I'd make it compulsory for all women to bow down and pay me homage - oh and whilst they're there .......

 

If I ruled the world....

There would be NO such thing as marriage:excited:

 

If I ruled the world Naughty would be my gf and the OP would be our gf!:mrgreen:

 

If I Ruled the world I would pay the US congress an Army PFC's salary and all Military members would get congress' salary and benefits. I would also lower legal drinking age to 18 in the US

 

If I ruled the world... where do I begin... I'd try my best to end the misuse of religions. I'd try my best to stop the deforestation of the rain forests, the predatory exploitation of nature. I'd ban landmines. Oh God, I'd ban so many things, 24 hours per day wouldn't be enough.

From an XNer's point of view I'd collect myself a harem. It would include many many women from XN of course. And I'd employ a couple of my male XN friends, so we always have enough cocks at hand for nice and juicy orgies...

 

this is the Wrong I would Right IIRTW

 

marijuana would be a taxable commodity

 

legalize speeding

 

Ban idiots who take 20 minutes to order at fast food restaurants

 

Or the same with drive thru teller windows at the bank. Are they managing their portfolios or something?? Geez!

 

And if I ruled I would be able to tell persons what I really think with out fear of repercussion.

 

makes sense Kristi

 

The sign above the building says FAST FOOD.
The sign in the car park says SLOW CUSTOMERS.


If I ruled the world, I wouldn't be using the Web's bargain basement adult interest site now, would I? :excited: