Have a good holiday long weekend!

 

Happy Easter! Have fun

 

I'm working on Saturday {grumpy head}.

I hope you all enjoy the break, though.

 

Happy chocolate egg day/s.

 

I got your eggs right here!

 

Well I have your L-O-N-G weekend right here......

My household woke up today and after some playing Doctor (and not in a good way), both boys have fevers and a vicious cold!

This will not be a Happy Easter in my home.

 

Happy Easter to all of you.

:rose:GOD BLESS!:rose:

 

I'm sorry to hear that, hope they get well soon!

 

Easter is a good excuse for chocolate lovers to over indulge! But the actual origins of Easter are in fact Pagan. It was Constantine who did the groundwork for this allegedly Christian festival!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp3xxy_pXZc

Anyway, have a great weekend. And to the poster NE Woman hope the illness vanishes ASAP!

 

Shooter runs off to get some more food coloring to drink..........

 

Good job Jesus rose from the dead on the Sunday.....or he would have missed out on his Easter Eggs. :excited:



Jesus's Easter egg review

Hello everyone, it’s Jesus, best known for starting Christmas and looking like Dave Grohl.

Much like Dave Grohl, I have a number of side projects on the go, of which Easter is my personal favourite because I love chocolate.

You simply cannot beat it, especially when moulded into an ovoid shape then packaged in a colourful laminated box.
Sadly however my parables solving the eternal question of which chocolate eggs to purchase were not included in the Gospels. So here goes:

Thornton’s Continental Egg
“Little children, keep yourself from false idols,” John the Baptist used to say, and those words are most apposite when it comes to this egg. For though it has the aura of the divine, is decorated all fancy and comes with truffles, it must always be remembered that Thornton’s chocolate tastes a bit weird.

Milky Bar Egg
Because I have two fathers, the Lord Almighty and the Holy Ghost, I always get two eggs at Easter. But while God gets me a celestial egg with infinitely delicious chocolate, the Holy Ghost always gives me a white chocolate egg to be ‘different’, no matter how often I explain that it’s an abomination just as the rock badger.

Smarties Mug Egg
The foolish who will never enter the Kingdom of Heaven think an egg with a mug is better value. But I speak truly when I say that mug will soon be abandoned at the back of the cupboard, where God’s glory shines no light.

Yorkie Digger Egg
This egg is most pleasing to my sight because of the cool yellow digger box it comes in. But just as Ecclesiastes 10:8 says, whoever digs a pit may fall into it, and so the seductiveness of the digger may blind the faithful to the truth that Yorkies once had six chunks but now they only have five. Oh, and the registration plate on the digger doesn’t say EGG4U like it used to.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/features/jesuss-easter-egg-review-2013032964345

 

*All I need to know I learned from the Easter Bunny!*
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*Don't put all your eggs in one basket.*
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*Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.*
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*There's no such thing as too much candy.*
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*All work and no play can make you a basket case.*
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*A cute tail attracts a lot of attention.*
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*Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.*
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*Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.*
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*Some body parts should be floppy.*
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*Keep your paws off of other people's jelly beans.*
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*Good things come in small, sugar coated packages.*
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*The grass is always greener in someone else's basket.*
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*To show your true colors, you have to come out of the shell.*
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*The best things in life are still sweet and gooey.*
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*Happy Easter!*
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I have to work Easter and have no plans for dinner.

 

I, on the other hand, know EXACTLY what I'll be eating...

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I found the eggs

 

I just wanted to wish all of you a.......

 

Good to see you, N.E. Woman.

 

Even better to see you here me4you!

 

I'm glad you're well, sweet lady.