1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. zyzy

    zyzy Porn Star

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    Your wish is granted 100x, the pole shifts and now you live at the South Pole.

    I wish they weren't out of the bikini I wanted.
     
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  2. Bukkake Bunny

    Bukkake Bunny Porn Star

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    Wish granted. You can only wear that specific bikini for the rest of your life.

    I wish I had something delicious to eat.
     
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  3. Qbot

    Qbot Newcumer

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    Wish Granted..

    Unforunatley you neglected to specify who think's it's delicious..

    Turns out there are people out there who find eating a horse's ass to be delicious...

    I wish this game would end.
     
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  4. baller16

    baller16 Porn Star Suspended!

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    awwww what a shame, ain't gonna happen
     
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  5. allwayshorny

    allwayshorny Porno Junky

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    the game did end but it got started again and every one put the exact same posts on again

    wish i could find a beautiful lady who i will love foreverand spend forever with
     
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  6. Andrea18

    Andrea18 1st Queen of the Island

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    kinda frustrating


    Figure I'll go right to the sorce:

    Why is it that its mostly noobs trying to kill my god damn thread?
     
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  7. Andrea18

    Andrea18 1st Queen of the Island

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    hehehe

    HOORAY FOR WORD PLAY!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  8. Andrea18

    Andrea18 1st Queen of the Island

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    Granted. Sadly she's a lesbian.

    I wish my face wasnt so oily.
     
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  9. allwayshorny

    allwayshorny Porno Junky

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    her being a lesbian is a bad thing because :D no cant think of a reason :D will take anything :D

    you wish is granted you face is as soft as silk but unfortunately it then becomes to dry and starts cracking and flacking off

    i wish women would msn me and talk to me on the spure of the moment
    about sex and the good things they would want to do to me
     
    #1169
  10. kat young

    kat young Porno Junky

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    It Happens

    Now every woman on the forum except RP is PMing you to talk about sex, and your PM inbox stays full all the time, you have to empty it every 15minutes or you cant get any more.

    I wish the phone would ring, I am waiting to go someplace super.
     
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  11. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    The phone rings. It's your friend, who can't go now.

    I wish Andrea was here beside me.
     
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  12. deadboy

    deadboy Porn Star

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    Wish granted. Andrea is beside you, however, your both in sinking in quick sand.

    I wish I could stop yawning.
     
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  13. dragonflyjames

    dragonflyjames THE PLAYER

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    Granted! You stop yawning,but you stop breathing as well.You turn purple and fall down......I wish I would behave myself.
     
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  14. zyzy

    zyzy Porn Star

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    You behave yourself so well, that all the women you know are bored with you and quit talking ot you.

    I wish I had some chocolate.
     
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  15. Bukkake Bunny

    Bukkake Bunny Porn Star

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    Your chocolate is 100% dark chocolate. It is bitter, like a has-been in Hollywood.

    I wish I didn't have to wake up early tomorrow.
     
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  16. dragonflyjames

    dragonflyjames THE PLAYER

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    Granted! Your alarm fails to wake you and you get fired....I wish I had more motivation for work today.
     
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  17. Andrea18

    Andrea18 1st Queen of the Island

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    Granted. You drink a gallon of espresso and your heart beats so fast you explode.

    I wish my boyfriends face was between my boobs.
     
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  18. dragonflyjames

    dragonflyjames THE PLAYER

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    Granted! Your boyfriends face is between your boobs,but you smother him. You have to call 911 to revive him! ...I wish my friends would come to Austin
     
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  19. Andrea18

    Andrea18 1st Queen of the Island

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    He's always said if he had to die he would pick smothered by my tits any day.

    Wish granted. Your friends CUM everytime they here the word Austin.

    I wish my ankle wasn't hurting.
     
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  20. dragonflyjames

    dragonflyjames THE PLAYER

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    Granted! Your ankle no longer hurts,because it fused to the other one! No more sex for you!..I wish I would go to bed earlier!
     
    #1180
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