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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. Bax 026

    Bax 026 Porn Star

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    Granted, However You Wake Up Tied Down To Your Bed In The Middle Of The Ocean On A Boat.
    I Wish I Had A Wish That Couldn’t Be Ruined!
    WHAT NOW???!?!?!?!?!?
     
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  2. ThunderedEchoes

    ThunderedEchoes Screaming Infidelities

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    Granted! For the rest of your life, everytime you use the word/letter "I" instead of "I wish," you will grow feminine features.

    I wish I wasn't horny now.
     
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  3. Andrea18

    Andrea18 1st Queen of the Island

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    I can still bend and separate my knees biotch.:p

    Sorry thats how the game goes. The wish must be ruined.
     
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  4. Andrea18

    Andrea18 1st Queen of the Island

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    Wish granted. You see a shot of Anna Nicole Smith.....having and orgasm.....TODAY!!!!!!! Thats definately a cock block.

    I wish I could find my best friend and kick her ass for being such a cunt bag.
     
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  5. allwayshorny

    allwayshorny Porno Junky

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    wish granted you find you friend and about to kick her right in the cunt sending her flying threw the air

    unfortunatly you slip and you foot gets stuck up here arse . you must forever walk around hateing each other for the rest of your life

    wish that every thing in the world works out right for me and i llive happy ever after:)
     
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  6. clf112568

    clf112568 Porn Surfer

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    wish granted, but now your a cartoon in a world of make believe!
    i wish i could read minds!
     
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  7. ThunderedEchoes

    ThunderedEchoes Screaming Infidelities

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    Wish granted, now you can read all the gay thoughts from everyone, including animals.

    I wish I wasn't as sleepy now.
     
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  8. deadboy

    deadboy Porn Star

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    Wish granted. You catch your second wind and decide to go for a cup of coffee. As you sit down to drink the coffee you spill it on your crotch, you have 3rd degree burns and can't have sex for a year.

    I wish it would thunderstorm.
     
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  9. Andrea18

    Andrea18 1st Queen of the Island

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    Wish granted. It thunderstorms..........In China.

    I wish I wasnt so hung up about being away from the boyfriend
     
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  10. dragonflyjames

    dragonflyjames THE PLAYER

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    Granted! You are not hung up on being away from your boyfriend. He becomes a stalker and you cannot even leave your house...........I wish I felt more like working today.
     
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  11. allwayshorny

    allwayshorny Porno Junky

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    wish granted
    you start working and working and working
    you work so much you forget to eat ,drink ,sleep , and eventually stop working for good and die.

    wish i i had superpowers
     
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  12. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    Wish granted...but your superpowers entail you being used as a human wrecking ball smashing brick and concrete buildings...and you are not immune from being battered and torn up.

    I wish life were more simple....
     
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  13. Andrea18

    Andrea18 1st Queen of the Island

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    Granted. Your an infant again and only have to worry about eating, pooping, and sleeping. But your underaged and get kicked off the forum.

    I wish I could figure out what to order and when to order dinner.
     
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  14. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    Wish granted...you are now in prison and the authorities decide when and what you're going to eat from now on!

    I wish men wouldn't be so difficult!
     
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  15. allwayshorny

    allwayshorny Porno Junky

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    :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D that was really funny andrea had me in stitches:-D :-D :-D :-D

    wish granted you get a manual detailing everything you ever needed to no about men called "men made easy"

    unfortuanatly its in a language you can not understand and written by a man
     
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  16. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    Oh pshaw!! JUST my luck!!!

    Anyway, you didn't make a wish....
     
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  17. allwayshorny

    allwayshorny Porno Junky

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    shit

    wish i could remember to make a wish
     
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  18. Andrea18

    Andrea18 1st Queen of the Island

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    Granted. You remember to make a wish but you computer crashes as your about to hit send.

    I wish my contacts werent so cloudy.
     
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  19. Old Tool

    Old Tool Porn Star

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    BINGO! your contacts uncloud just in time to see an 89 year old man flashing you and fingering himself.

    I wish that wishing could make wishes unneccesary :rolleyes:
     
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  20. baller16

    baller16 Porn Star Suspended!

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    wish granted but you confused the shit out of the genie with that wording and now you can't wish anything ever again

    I wish I didn't sleep so much today
     
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