Granted. You didnt sleep at all but you didnt do anything productive either (as if you do anything productive anyways right? )

I wish i hadnt seen the old person fingering themselves

 

wish granted you forget about the old person and your contacts go cloudy again.

i wish that my hair would stop getting tangled up every time i get out the shower

 

Oh how I love a man with long hair Anyways wish granted. Your bald.

I wish my feet wheren't so dry and rough.

 

i new the answer was going to be that could have put money on it
but my hair is still there, nice and long

i put a nice soothing massage oil on you feet that makes them silky soft

unfortuanatly they become so soft that every time you stand up you slip and fall back down on you backside

 

Your untyped wish is granted. However, the genie makes you were granny panties from now on.

I wish there was a better movie on then "Man-beast".

 

your wish is granted but the movie that comes on is so scary it scars you for life and you cant sleep for more than an hour each night in fear that the monster is going to eat you

i wish my hand didnt hurt so much

 

Wish granted. You have a splint placed on the hand but the doctor warns you about touching yourself or using anything that vibrates for the next six weeks.

I wish I didn't twist my leg earlier today. Now the bugger hurts.

 

Wish granted. You dont twist it. Instead it gets cut off in a freak accident.

 

Oh and I wish I didnt have to go to church so soon.

 

Wish granted, the Naacp burned the church down cause it was for white folks.

Wish Andrea was here in bed with me.

 

wish granted its a bunk bed and shes on the top bunk and someones taken away the ladder so you cant get to the top bed

wish i could get to all the other countriies and meet the sexy and gorgeous ladies of the xnxx forum in person (so that will be all of them)

o and ZYZX as well who sounds cool

 

you get your wish, you meet everyone in person and they're all 500 lb women.


i wish i had a large pizza.

 

Granted. your large pizza is frozen. and the oven doesnt work. and the micrwave is to small.

I wish i wasnt so sleepy

 

you get your wish. you're wide awake. forever.

i wish i had a fuck buddy.

 

Granted you get your wish you are transported to Las Vegas and I'm your fuck buddy then we get married and live happily ever after, except that I pleasure you mostly with my tongue.
Is that horrible enough?

I wih Nikki93 really would have me for a fuck buddy,

 

you get your wish, but shes really a man...

hmmm?? i think i just insulted myself? oh well who cares.

i wish i had a buttery nipple shot.

 

Wish granted, except the nipple isn't connected to anything; someone is eating it!

I wish my parents hadn't died...

 

lmao didn't mean to kill the topic.

 

Wow man!!!! what can i say, so do I...

Now my wish will seem less important..but I'll go for it ok...I wish we didn't have so much rain (

 

Your wish is granted but you die a horrible death from thirst

I'd like world peace right now - and fuck any one who disagrees