Wish granted. However, you become so nice that you are unable to say "no" to anybody.
I wish the third part of the trilogy I am reading was released.

 

Wish granted. the 3rd part of the trilogy was released into the wind in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean...

I wish I were getting laid right now.

 

Granted! You are getting laid. The ungrateful puink gets off in 5 seconds and leaves you unsatisfied!.....I wish I lived In NC

 

Granted. You live in NC. An earth quake shakes NC loose from the rest of the country but your the only in the entire state at the time. Things are good until you've eaten all the food, used up all the gas, and drank all the liquor and are left to float in the ocean by your self for the rest of your days.

I wish i could figure out what to do about my lunch.

 

wish granted . you figure out what to do for lunch but have taken so long that its now midnight and nothings open to eat anywhere. no one wants to take you out for lunch and your broke anyway

wish that this stupid head cold would go away

 

“Pow. He was decapitated. They found his head over by the snow cone concession. Two weeks later I got a letter in the mail from Boulder Colorado; it said ‘Do you know what the queers are doing to our soil?’”

I wish someone would tell me from where I quibbled this line.

 

Fuck, i forgot that the letter was adressed to Bill jr.

 

wish granted. but you go deaf as soon as i start talking.

i wish my feet didnt hurt so much.( aww shit my feet are gonna get cut off arent they?)

 

Your wish is granted, no they didn't get cut off, they got immersed in a hot tub of water and healed within an hour. BUT you fell and broke your ankle and will be on crutches for 8 weeks.

Marry me Marry me I wish.

 

You are married, but not only does she never sleep with you she waits until you are emotionally dependant and then invites another man to move into the house and tells you that you have to deal with her fucking this other guy, she is only with you for money.

I wish for $320398740231.

 

You got it, the check is in the mail, but when you get the envelope, the wind comes along and blows the check up and then into a chimney with a fire under it.

I wish for the moon

 

Granted! The moon is yours! Now you have to pay the property taxes and you get sued everytime the moon changes the tides of the oceans. I wish I was at the naked park today.(Its closed due to floodiing)

 

Think I will move back to Texas, since they have a naked park in Austin now, is it on a river, with fields of grass above the bank on one side? if so I have pics of the area.

You get your wish, the floods go down and you go there. Then a terrible storm comes up and refloods it, and you get away in a boat with a lot of other naked people.

I wish I knew how to get out of body when I want to

 

only done it once and ended looking at my body in bed but paniced and woke up.....damn
happy with having control of my own dreams which is cool as well

wish granted you get out of body and are able to wonder around to you hearts content unfortunatly you should of learnt how to get back into body as well. which means you end up looking at your body as it slowly wastes away. but its still cool while it lasts

wish that i didnt have so much stuff to sort out for work

 

Wish granted...a tornado hits your house and everything gets blown away...work problems solved!!

I wish I didn't have tax paperwork to do right now.

 

yeah no work

wish granted you dont have to do any tax paperwork for the rest of your life

but to make that happen you have to fill in a 100 different forms to allow you to do that

each month

wish i could afford to get a house by myself

 

Wish granted... your driving down the street and see the perfect house, and it's really cheap so you make an offer and buy it. Months later a strange smell begins to fill the house - it was built on an old landfill..


I wish for no more Mondays

 

Wish granted....you now fall into a coma every Sunday night and wake up on Tuesday, but now you have to work twice as hard to catch up with all your Monday and Tuesday work and then you will wish for no more Mondays and Tuesdays, etc.


I wish I could pull myself away from this computer...

 

Wish granted the XNXX server goes down... wait that would be a nightmare!!! You wake up from your nightmare Monday morning and all is right with the world again....


I wish I could finish that damn book I started last year - it's so long

 

Wish granted...you cheat and skip to the last page...The End.


I wish I were getting laid right now....